Cheese

[Wyatt Earp]

Cheese

TonTon wrote:

I really cannot for the life of me imagine how or why anyone could want to live outside London.

I could go New York, I think. Or Madrid.

[DCI Harry Batt]

Cheese

For a holiday, maybe.

[Bored Of Education]

Cheese

London - best city in the world

Cheese - ace, Cambozola, Red Leicester, Emmenthal , any Bath soft Cheese

[Guest]

Cheese

Wow. What have i started?

[Moonlight Shadow]

Cheese

Cheese is always a ratings winner on here...

[Er Liquidatore]

Cheese

PS EIM and Liquidator are two grotesque and ugly freaks.

Both with hot girls and a life of unbridled caddery, unhooked from slobbering, stinking slavery to beelzebub's spunk. Why just this morning I put the washing out; somebody stop me!

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

Cheese

Make your next post about the Catholic church and you'll be 'two for two' in the 'hot thread' stakes GG.

[Guest]

Cheese

Thing is, the minute you do live away from London, you realise how much better it is to do so. Then you come back and it is confirmed. it's not so much the place, (although it is that too,) it's the concept that it's the only place to be.

[Gerontophile]

Cheese

[hobbes]

Cheese

There are 2 places in Blighty. London and Notlondon. Notlondon is nice to visit n'all, but I wouldn't want to live there.

[Guest]

Cheese

I don't want to live in the UK at all.

[Guy Profumo]

Cheese

The_Liquidator wrote:

What EIM said.

What did you just say about my mother?

[Reed John]

Cheese

Not liking cheese would be, I imagine, a bit like having no sex drive. You'd miss out on one of life's pleasures but, on the whole, you'd be better off because of the negative health aspects and would be blissfully free of the pain of chronically unfulfilled desire.

I really cannot for the life of me imagine how or why anyone could want to live outside London.

London is great as big cities go, but living in big cities is ultimately really shit. I don't know how anyone who has seriously tried both city and non-city life as an adult can prefer the latter. Unless one is especially well-off financially, urban living is an endless series of annoyances, insults, and frustrations. If you have money, then maybe it's nice. I wouldn't know.

[Disco Child Ballads]

Cheese

London is great.
Yorkshire is great.
Cheese is great.

That's all I want to say.

[E10 Rifle]

Cheese

And all that needs to be said

[EIM]

Cheese

If we're judging Yorkshire solely on a geographical feature basis, then yeah, it's not so bad. But we're not. And nor is cheese other than melted, grated, and sliced cheddar acceptable.

[The Exploding Vole]

Cheese

I'm aware of a couple of people whose surname is Cheese and I'm trying to figure out whether that's cool. I'm not sure how I would respond to being referred to as Mr Cheese, although I suppose it's preferable to being referred to as, say, Mr Lettuce or Mr Tripe.

[Gerontophile]

Cheese

EIM wrote:

And nor is cheese other than melted, grated, and sliced cheddar acceptable.

"Calling Nurse Ratched."

[EIM]

Cheese

BBC Radio Manchester have a know-nowt football broadcaster called Cheeseman.

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

Cheese

One of the people who does the live updates on the BBC football site is called Caroline Cheese.

[DCI Harry Batt]

Cheese

Eric's is a nice lad, don't get me wrong. But he is a complete know-nothing when it comes to food. I don't blame him for that, but it's true.

Cities - proper cities, "big cities" I suppose in US parlance - have stuff going on, and people. Not-cities don't. And the people they do have are nosy wankers, who won't fuck off and leave you alone. Awful.

[Sean of the Shed]

Cheese

The Exploding Vole wrote:

I'm aware of a couple of people whose surname is Cheese and I'm trying to figure out whether that's cool. I'm not sure how I would respond to being referred to as Mr Cheese, although I suppose it's preferable to being referred to as, say, Mr Lettuce or Mr Tripe.

If you go back a page, Gerontophile has posted a picture of John Cleese, who's real name is John Cheese. So evidently it's not that cool, certainly not among aging Oxbridge comics anyway.
My form teacher at school was called Mr Cheeseborough, which of course was changed to Cheeseburger by all the pupils.

[EIM]

Cheese

Eric's is a nice lad, don't get me wrong. But he is a complete know-nothing when it comes to food. I don't blame him for that, but it's true.

There is a nugget of truth in this.

[Sean of the Shed]

Cheese

A McDonalds Chicken McNugget, most likely.

[Wyatt Earp]

Cheese

Sean of the Shed wrote:

If you go back a page, Gerontophile has posted a picture of John Cleese, who's real name is John Cheese.

No, his real name is John Cleese. The family name was changed (from Cheese) by, I think, his Grandad.