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[Sean of the Shed]

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

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Snowstorm even worse than expected?

(hint: you can't use attachments in your webmail as image links on here - you have to save them and upload them to PhotoBucket or something)

[Sean of the Shed]

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Thanks CTT, try again.

I'll kick off with "Les Dawson test drives new family saloon".

[irony towers]

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"No, you eejit, you owe me two GRAND"

[Femme Folle]

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"Well, I didn't think chewing on dried braided bull penis was a crime!"

[willie1foot]

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"Bogdan heads off to the always eagerly awaited State crone baiting championships"

"Low budget Chitty Chitty Bang Bang remake premieres this weekend amid criticism of the casting of 'the children'"

[Nefertiti2]

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Her Majesty the Queen, on a Christmas visit to Sandringham with Camilla, was at pains to stress that the Royal Family was doing everything in its power to cut out unnecessary spending.

[Bruno]

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"In Gzrzygszystan, crones get an early morning start on commute to village bench"

[Neil Kulkarni]

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Nuneaton: Fifty Years From Now

[G-Man]

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I thought we had a winner with W1F's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang riff, but Nerfertiti's caption had me laughing out loud.

[Duncan Gardner]

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Toro and Kubelgog start new jobs at Maynooth University.

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

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Bruno wrote:

"In Gzrzygszystan, crones get an early morning start on commute to village bench"

I simply must know, what's the capital of Gzrzygszystan?

[adidas beckenbauer super]

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Ivan was doing quite well with the lucrative bootleg Kellogs multi gran scam
Or

Magic beans my fucking arse!!!!

[Nefertiti2]

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In a bid to prove that cage fighting did not deserve its violent reputation, sponsors decide to take it to Glastonbury.

[erwin]

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"So what did you choose, Mabel: throat slit or bolt gun?"

[ian.64]

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The BBC under attack again as John Craven's 'bonus' for presenting Countryfile is exposed.

[evilC]

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"Okay, girls - we'll soon be alongside him. Now, you know the routine: 'Grab, gag, shag & stab'! If you don't make too much of a mess of him, we'll be eating meat for a week, too!"

[adidas beckenbauer super]

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"Thing is Ethel this is supposed to be first class......."

[adidas beckenbauer super]

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Disneyland Ukraine was still finding it's feet.

[Ginger Yellow]

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World's shittest circus arrives in town

[JtS]

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"Boris: "Transport cut-backs, a success!""

[Sean of the Shed]

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"I think I'd be less annoyed if he wasn't driving the sheep around in the Range Rover."

[Stumpy Pepys]

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Jethro's friends were sceptical about his new white slavery racket.

[ian.64]

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Madonna and Sharon Stone: The fall from grace continues.

[ian.64]

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Scouting for extras by the producers of Last Of The Summer Wine reached new lows.