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[Banana Banana]

http://taxpayersalliance.org/quote/result

A useful tool to improve journalistic efficiency.

"Taxpayers in chains at the bottom of my cellar are sick and tired of doling out fistfuls of cash."

[Wyatt Earp]

The Taxpayers' Alliance - cutting out the middlema

A bit meh, for my money, comedy-wise and techie-wise. These things work best when they really are "generators", as with the Postmodernism Generator. This is just a look-up table of precooked paragraphs. You might as well just print a list.

[ian.64]

The Taxpayers' Alliance - cutting out the middlema

These quote generators are quite fun. I'll give it a try.

Types in 'Daily Express'. Press 'submit'.

"The Daily Express really is a huge pile of leper's wank, written by drug-addled maximum-security-facility-occupying scum and owned by a nominee for Cunt For All Centuries who should be subject to a series of assassination attempts ending in a successful one. Why any newsagent worth his salt should choose to let this faeces in print smear the pristine surfaces of his shop shelves (and, let's face it, there's some stiff competition in that poo-friendly league) is a mystery."

Hmm. Quite liked that.

[Andy C]

The Taxpayers' Alliance - cutting out the middlema

But the Duke of Edinburgh is still a Space Reptile who assasinated the wonderful Princess of Lovehearts.