Wenger, full of grace

[EIM]

Arsène Wenger looked a little bored and slightly baffled. The Arsenal manager had just been asked to gauge Sunderland's improvement this season and, after briefly staring blankly at the questioner, his supremely patronising reply suggested Steve Bruce's side were inconsequential nobodies.

"I don't know, it's difficult to measure," he said, having already airbrushed reality by suggesting the Wearsiders had been freakily fortunate here. "You need to judge them when they play against a team of their level."

Ooooooooooooh. Get her.

[EIM]

Wenger, full of grace

How the fuck did I manage to put this in the wrong fucking forum?

I despair, I really do.

[Moonlight Shadow]

Wenger, full of grace

Wenger took one look at EIM and sniffed "Starting a new thread in the wrong section is not something we are fond of at Arsenal, I guess it's less important lower down the league, where agricultural football is seen as a virtue"

[EIM]

Wenger, full of grace

Maybe I can cover this up, and no one will notice.

[Guest]

Wenger, full of grace

I don't know. It's a bit like the Mariah Carey thread really.

[WOM]

Wenger, full of grace

I think "oooo....get her" / "'oooo....get you" is my favourite new phrase of the year. And that's a really cute squirrel.

[EIM]

Wenger, full of grace

I reckon I styled this one out quite well, all things considered.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Wenger, full of grace

I want a squirrel like that one.

[WOM]

Wenger, full of grace

Yeah, Toby, and then call it Arsene/Arsenal depending on the sex.

[Uosdwis R Dewoh]

Wenger, full of grace

He does look a bit like Arsene.

[WOM]

Wenger, full of grace

Unlike this guy, who looks like nobody we know.

[Gangster Octopus]

Wenger, full of grace

Spearmint Squirrel.