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    Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

    Any bastard that nicks a snake's lunch and then for an encore eats the snake itself is something that needs to be gassed as soon as possible.




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    Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

    He's nicked Wesley Snipes' haircut from Demolition Man too.

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      #3
      Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

      And then ripped up three years worth of his tax returns.

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        Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

        Pound for pound the hardest animal on the planet, Honey Badgers are fucking ace. You can stick your Polar Bears and the like up your piss hole, because when it comes to animal cruelty, the HB has got it licked.

        Oh yes.

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          Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

          Asian giant hornets are the hardest animals around, pound for pound. I'd bet on the stripey bastard in a fight with a honey badger.

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            Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

            They are fantastic creatures. You'd never want to fuck with a ratel.

            (Which is why the South African government named their armoured vehicles ratels.)

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              Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

              The Ratel has been my favourite animal for some time now, mainly because I found out that they have been known to kill male lions by ripping off the lion's knackers with their teeth and leaving them to bleed to death, now that is fucking hardcore.

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                Honey Badgers! Why did no one tell me?

                Do honey badgers actually make honey? Or are the 'scientists' still claiming that's what wasps are for?

                Hahahaha. These scientists, eh? First the 'dinosaurs' now this.

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