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[Stumpy Pepys]

Mollie Sugden is now reunited with her dear-departed pussy.
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Edit: Oops, Diggedy Derek beat me to it.

[Mumpo]

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Fucking hell! I got one! I finally got one! After six years, I finally fucking got someone in the death pool! Yes!

[Mumpo]

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Er, I mean, um, what a sad loss.

[George]

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A few have gone fairly recently from that show. I believe Captain Peacock, is still alive however.

[Mumpo]

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I don't care about Captain Peacock. Show me the corpses of Peter Skellern, Rodney Bewes and Hannah Spearitt.

[George]

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Barring an unfortunate road accident whist visiting family in Great Yarmouth, I wouldn't hold out much hope for young Miss Spearritt joining the pool anytime soon.

[Jimmy Bignutz]

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Probably best not to reveal too much about her habits.

[George]

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Well, now you've mentioned it, you must at least give us a hint.

[Gangster Octopus]

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Stumpy Pepys wrote:

Edit: Oops, Diggedy Derek beat me to it.

Harrumph...

[Mumpo]

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George at asda wrote:

Barring an unfortunate road accident whist visiting family in Great Yarmouth, I wouldn't hold out much hope for young Miss Spearritt joining the pool anytime soon.

Yeah, I know... but I reckon it's worth making one selection a potential big-scorer.

[Nishlord]

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Karl Malden has gone an'all. NINETY FUCKING SEVEN.

[Lucy Waterman]

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The Spearitt boyf is a friend of a friend. From what I've heard, the chances of her throwing a Belushi are not non-existent but fairly remote.

I feel like a 3am girl.

[Lucy Waterman]

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Apropos Mollie Sugden:

"When I say me pussy, I really mean me c-"

[George]

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Ah, I see. As she developed a fondness for the same concoction beloved by Belushi, or just one half?