Caption competition: Dick Cheney edition

[G-Man]

From the fine Telling Dick Cheney To Shut Up group on Facebook:

[G-Man]

Caption competition: Dick Cheney edition

"Shoot, Dick, shoot."

[Ginger Yellow]

Caption competition: Dick Cheney edition

"Not the face!"

[Bruno]

Caption competition: Dick Cheney edition

I don't have a caption, but that's the most convivial expression I've ever seen on Cheney's face.

[evilC]

Caption competition: Dick Cheney edition

"That bastard Whittington won't get away this time!"

[Banana Banana]

Caption competition: Dick Cheney edition

I'll order 150,000 at $200 each, Mr Halliburton.

[erwin]

Caption competition: Dick Cheney edition

Bloke on right (whispering): "Stand well back!"
Bloke on left: "You got that right!"