She's away on a trip so I'm taking advantage of it by doing all sorts of very manly things. I went into a store and saw these ciggy lighters at the counter with nothing but pictures of women and tits on display, so I bought one.
We spoke the other day and I told her I got meself one. She knows I don't smoke or shoot off firecrackers on a daily basis so I was a tad questioned why, and I lied, I told her I needed with them kind being the only one available.
I didn’t need one, and there were plenty without tits available, so I made a good bullshit about it.
It was a good bullshit story because she bought it.
It was all, and has been since, a very manly experience.
Now I think I’ll go and have a piss with the door open…. in the bathtub.... while wielding a stolen chainsaw above my head and shout Yee-Haa!
We spoke the other day and I told her I got meself one. She knows I don't smoke or shoot off firecrackers on a daily basis so I was a tad questioned why, and I lied, I told her I needed with them kind being the only one available.
I didn’t need one, and there were plenty without tits available, so I made a good bullshit about it.
It was a good bullshit story because she bought it.
It was all, and has been since, a very manly experience.
Now I think I’ll go and have a piss with the door open…. in the bathtub.... while wielding a stolen chainsaw above my head and shout Yee-Haa!
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