Drinking directly from a can
I drink from a can, whether it be cider or lager. Just pure chumpy old time-saving, I suppose, no hanging about, just crack open a can and there you are. You can expound on the intricacies of warmth, chill and the delicacies of taste however you like, when you've had enough of the stuff then talk of the connoiseur's sensibilities go out the window at that moment when the evening ends and you're talking enough drunken bobbins to create a whole new language.
The eloquent consumer: "Mmm...served at just above room temperature. Crisp, robust and poured with just enough care that a delightfully frothy head is the prelude to a swift appreciation of the subtleties of this sparkling number. A good night's savouring of this sharp, bracing brew is ahead, I'll wager.."
The eloquent consumer at chuck-out time: "Nah, you're fuckin' wrong...it wush Dolph Lungrun in Rocky 3...Dolph...nah. nah...lishen, you're no lishenin' to me, ya cunt...nah (pushes shoulder of arguee) you...you - shurrup you, don't tell im! - Rocky 3, you fackin' deaf or summink? Nah....well, fuckya then....Rocky 3...Not havin' it.....good film that...ooh..pissed meself...."
I drink from a can, whether it be cider or lager. Just pure chumpy old time-saving, I suppose, no hanging about, just crack open a can and there you are. You can expound on the intricacies of warmth, chill and the delicacies of taste however you like, when you've had enough of the stuff then talk of the connoiseur's sensibilities go out the window at that moment when the evening ends and you're talking enough drunken bobbins to create a whole new language.
The eloquent consumer: "Mmm...served at just above room temperature. Crisp, robust and poured with just enough care that a delightfully frothy head is the prelude to a swift appreciation of the subtleties of this sparkling number. A good night's savouring of this sharp, bracing brew is ahead, I'll wager.."
The eloquent consumer at chuck-out time: "Nah, you're fuckin' wrong...it wush Dolph Lungrun in Rocky 3...Dolph...nah. nah...lishen, you're no lishenin' to me, ya cunt...nah (pushes shoulder of arguee) you...you - shurrup you, don't tell im! - Rocky 3, you fackin' deaf or summink? Nah....well, fuckya then....Rocky 3...Not havin' it.....good film that...ooh..pissed meself...."
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