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    Tips for missus-filled weekend

    She's been away for ages.
    What am I supposed to do with her?

    I’m worried that if she tries to make out with me, I’ll blow hard into her mouth and try to inflate her.
    What if she wants to get jiggy? Where do I put my right hand?

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    Tips for missus-filled weekend

    Also, how will I know that she's happy to be home?
    Maybe she's living a double life, like a secret agent, but with none of the violence, only the shagging.
    I reckon that if she’s all set with a husband and three kids, living in the suburbs, and I’m the occasional escape, I should somewhat feel like a chosen one out of a Dalai Lama flick, but, still…

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      #3
      Tips for missus-filled weekend

      Blow-up dolls? How very quaint. You want one of those dolls as starred in the very lovely film Lars and the Real Girl.

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        Tips for missus-filled weekend

        What on earth is that film about?

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          Tips for missus-filled weekend

          ganja wrote:
          What on earth is that film about?
          Watch it with your missus...

          Now there is a tip for a missus filled weekend.

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