Sitting in the office this morning, and I can hear a faint metallic noise over my left shoulder, seems to be coming from the heating duct..... peer closely through the grate and there's a large mouse/small rat pootling through, which immediately bolts when it spots me gurning through the grille at it.
I've put a bit of oatcake on a bent paper clip and hung it through the bars to see if I can entice it back for afternoon tea - what I'd really like is a fibre optic camera so I can see it barrelling through the pipes towards me.
One of the women who works by me said "Ooh, it'll be able to squeeze out of there through the grille - they don't have any bones, do they?" She's been mercilessly ridiculed, and we'll be naming this new genus of gelatinous, invertebrate rodents in her honour.
I've put a bit of oatcake on a bent paper clip and hung it through the bars to see if I can entice it back for afternoon tea - what I'd really like is a fibre optic camera so I can see it barrelling through the pipes towards me.
One of the women who works by me said "Ooh, it'll be able to squeeze out of there through the grille - they don't have any bones, do they?" She's been mercilessly ridiculed, and we'll be naming this new genus of gelatinous, invertebrate rodents in her honour.
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