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    Can we give it bigger tits?

    Revolutionary Japanese robotic advance unveiled ... and coincidentally made to look like a teenage girl from a manga porno movie

    #2
    Can we give it bigger tits?

    Well that's me well and truly freaked out.

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      #3
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      I, for one, welcome our new otaku overlords...

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        #4
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        There was a really disturbing Japanese-made robot that was shown on "Best Week Ever" last week. I guess it was designed to teach autistic children about facial expressions (or something like that), and it's frightened face went along with an "eee!" noise it made. Really creepy seeing the facial expression change from neutral. What's that theoretical concept about the point which something artificial designed to look human becomes creepy? This went way past it.

        And, going along with this thread, I sarcastically said to my wife "funny how these male robotics inventors always seem to create female robots. Guess it must be a coincidence."

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          #5
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          The "uncanny valley".
          Yeah, I googled this and got a previous model. Super creepy......it's like this gut feeling, it's not even rational. It's when I see a dead pigeon on the sidewalk or something.

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            #6
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            Calm down, everyone.

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              #7
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              I always thought I would be healthily intrigued by the continuing advances in technology. I find in this case my reaction is fear and the impulse to beat it with a stick until it stops working. Why couldn't they make it look like a robot for christ's sake?

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                #8
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                I'm not having a go, but I am genuinely puzzled as to why you think she looks like a porn star. She looks like a normal Japanese girl to me (apart from being a robot n'all). Porn movies might employ young, pliant looking girls but that doesn't mean young, pliant looking girls all look "porny", does it?

                What/who would you have a "realistic" robot look like?

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                  #9
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                  the ideal prototype
                  The clearly synthetic hair, the strangely fixed expression, the peculiar gestures ... Ah, you're way ahead of me.

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                    #10
                    Can we give it bigger tits?

                    Porntastic?

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                      Can we give it bigger tits?

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                        #12
                        Can we give it bigger tits?

                        Give 'em the kneeshooters. I don't care.

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                          #13
                          Can we give it bigger tits?

                          Calm down, I said. Beat it with a stick. Never heard such stuff. It's a clever bit of kit, is what it is.

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                            #14
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                            It does strike me as a bit weird that people are getting all testy over it, yeah.
                            It's essentially a remote control car with a rubber face. They could make one look totally human, but it would still be essentially a can opener.
                            Do you guys who are freaked out find puppets and dolls weird, too?

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                              #15
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                              I didn't find that robot at all unnerving. Surely we've all seen similarly (un)realistic virtual reality characters on computer screens; it doesn't look much different to me. And it's not as if the robot's about to run after you and bite your neck or something.

                              I can't see how it looks like a porn person either, just the kind of face computer programmes would likely create as a composite of "friendly" or "attractive" features.

                              Perhaps the robot people like making "female" robots because they encounter less of the fear instilled in people by the murderous male robots we're used to from sci-fi.

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                                #16
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                                hobbes wrote:
                                It's essentially a remote control car with a rubber face.
                                Well, it walks bipedally, after a fashion (and after a better fashion than nearly all other bipedal robots). So they've made some good progress there on a famously tough problem.

                                This Frankenstein terror bollocks is bollocks.

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                                  #17
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                                  Perhaps the robot people like making "female" robots because they encounter less of the fear instilled in people by the murderous male robots we're used to from sci-fi.
                                  Perhaps. But it's more fun to imagine that they like making "female" robots for the sort of reasons that Spike had the Buffybot made.

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                                    #18
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                                    Admittedly, I don't get the Buffy reference, but it doesn't seem that rich in comic potential to me.

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                                      #19
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                                      I prefer this guy.

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                                        #20
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                                        Lucia Lanigan wrote:
                                        Admittedly, I don't get the Buffy reference, but it doesn't seem that rich in comic potential to me.
                                        For what purpose do you suspect a sexually frustrated vampire might have a robotic version of the object of his desire created to do his every bidding?

                                        Anyway, I'd like to hear from John Connor on this rubber-skinned creation.

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                                          #21
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                                          Wa ayat al Urbi wrote:
                                          This Frankenstein terror bollocks is bollocks.
                                          Yes, Saya is completely normal and I would have no problem interacting with it/her as a receptionist or a teacher (no joke):





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                                            #22
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                                            Bloody Hell, what's weird about it? I think the above photos demonstrate admirably.

                                            I do recongnise it as a remarkable piece of technology, especially the bipedal walk, but the sort of botched-dwarf appearance puts the hairs up on the back of my neck. It's a very fine robot but a really bloody weird human being.

                                            And yes, I do find dolls creepy too. Especially the porcelain ones.

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                                              #23
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                                              That video throws up quite a few questions. Is this semi-autonomous or directed behaviour? Is all the processing on-board or off-site and radioed in? How much "cognition" is going on in terms of visuo-spatial and aural processing?

                                              Also, there's an extensive psychology literature on how people respond to different robot morphologies.

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                                                #24
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                                                See, that's just odd.*

                                                not GY's point.

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                                                  #25
                                                  Can we give it bigger tits?

                                                  That video throws up quite a few questions. Is this semi-autonomous or directed behaviour? Is all the processing on-board or off-site and radioed in? How much "cognition" is going on in terms of visuo-spatial and aural processing?
                                                  And my answer in all cases would be, "dunno."

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