Can anyone help a panicking soon to be groom by helping me out with a one-liner?
Basically, I'm wanting to say something about the fact that there will be a crowd of Scottish people descending on Newcastle. So I'm looking for a line along the lines of "it's the greatest invasion of Scots since...", or "Newcastle hasn't seen anything like this since..." or something along those lines. Basically a moderately amusing line referencing the fact that lots of Scottish people have arrived in Newcastle.
Any ideas anyone?
Basically, I'm wanting to say something about the fact that there will be a crowd of Scottish people descending on Newcastle. So I'm looking for a line along the lines of "it's the greatest invasion of Scots since...", or "Newcastle hasn't seen anything like this since..." or something along those lines. Basically a moderately amusing line referencing the fact that lots of Scottish people have arrived in Newcastle.
Any ideas anyone?
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