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    May I Have The Mayonnaise?

    Okay, so it's not exactly mayonnaise really, but...

    Egg-related products all over his face.

    No middle-class riots sighted yet, though.

    (edit: A strange absence of police clubbing the chuck-ee over the head too, though. Not like in my day - if this were 1984...muttergrumble...)

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    May I Have The Mayonnaise?

    I'd've called this thread Slime Slimed...

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      #3
      May I Have The Mayonnaise?

      'Lord Mandelson dismissed the protest as a "crude" stunt but said he was grateful that the substance concerned was not "nastier".'

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        #4
        May I Have The Mayonnaise?

        The move was a "last resort" after the democratic process failed, she said.
        So she thought there was an outside chance that flicking custard at a minister would cause a policy U-turn?

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          #5
          May I Have The Mayonnaise?

          Was she taken into custardy?

          Sorry. Coat. Got.

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            #6
            May I Have The Mayonnaise?

            There needs to be a good reason to throw things at Peter Mandelson?

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              #7
              May I Have The Mayonnaise?

              Indeed. He got his just desserts.

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                #8
                May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                Surely it's not the first time he's had sticky goo all over his face...allegedly.

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                  #9
                  May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                  Ah, man, trats. Poor.

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                    #10
                    May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                    Still, my gag was going to be something like "He probably thought it was guacamole", which I accept is less than Wildean.

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                      #11
                      May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                      Wa ayat al Urbi wrote:
                      Ah, man, trats. Poor.
                      Good job you (I assume) didn't get the reference that I oh-so-crudely shoehorned into the thread title, with all that it implies.

                      I still hope it might have made SR chuckle, though.

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                        #12
                        May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                        Wa ayat al Urbi wrote:
                        Still, my gag was going to be something like "He probably thought it was guacamole", which I accept is less than Wildean.
                        Mandelson's done that gag himself;

                        Lord Mandelson later treated the attack with a light touch. “Custard, was it? Not guacamole or mushy peas?” he asked
                        Edit: Gah! I thought the gag was too much a sign of humanity for him to come up with himself

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                          #13
                          May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                          EIGHT SLIMY THINGS TO THROW AT PETER MANDELSON
                          1. A beaker of saliva from a sick walrus.
                          2. A concoction of honey, congealed beef dripping, seedless raspberry jam, dijon mustard and manatee pus.
                          3. Garden slugs (dead ones), passed through a food mill.
                          4. Ken Bates.
                          5. Every flavour of Angel Delight and every flavour DolmioŽ pasta sauce mixed together.
                          6. Mouldy passionfruit sprayed with "ocean breeze" room freshener.
                          7. One of them really, really slimy things. You know, that are horrible, like.
                          8. Frog spawn mixed with a jar of green Thai curry paste. Or red, in a pinch.

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                            #14
                            May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                            Ah, Wa ayat, read the links, man.

                            I think it's the "allegedly" I didn't like. Mandelson isn't about to sue over the revelation that he's done gay sex, possibly (for all we know) including sucking men's cocks and them coming on his face.

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                              #15
                              May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                              The Exploding Vole wrote:
                              'Lord Mandelson dismissed the protest as a "crude" stunt but said he was grateful that the substance concerned was not "nastier".'
                              Suggestion noted.

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                                #16
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                                I'm intensely relaxed about Mandelson getting filthy.

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                                  #17
                                  May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                                  [applause]

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                                    #18
                                    May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                                    That is magnificent GO...

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                                      #19
                                      May I Have The Mayonnaise?

                                      Mandelson's custard to be probed.

                                      Oh my.

                                      This reminds me of a deliberate classic headline involving probing and ...stuff - but I can't remember for the life of (currently tipsy) me what it was. I think it might have been mentioned on here a few years ago, though.

                                      C'mon, OTF hive-mind - help me out!

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