I woke up at a ridiculous hour, at a time when there’s only so many things to watch on the telly if you don’t subscribe to all those movie channels and such.
If it isn’t Americas Funniest Home Videos, about the most unfunny thing ever, it’s yet another of those crap crime scene investigator parodies where they get the result from the DNA test done in 30min and every single compound can be traced to the only company in America distributing it. How the hell can’t they find which cave Osama is in, if the can find a microscopic remain from a bomb and trace it to a warehouse in the Las Vegas desert?
Anyway, yesterday it was Judge Judy.
I don’t get it.
Either way you try, it’s impossible to understand.
First of all, don’t tell me it’s for real. It can’t be.
But being America, I wouldn’t be surprised.
So if it isn’t real, who the hell would want to watch it, beyond that one time to study what the hell the purpose might be and who’d buy the DVD?
If it’s real, it’s scary.
If it’s real, who would be insane enough to agree on having their case on TV?
Now, if it’s NOT real, who would be idiotic enough to appear no it and pretend to be an arse who’s committed a crime?
Way too many people believe that WWF wrestling is for real and no acting whatsoever, so there’s bound to be loads of people who think Judge Judy is for real.
Please tell me it’s not.
If it isn’t Americas Funniest Home Videos, about the most unfunny thing ever, it’s yet another of those crap crime scene investigator parodies where they get the result from the DNA test done in 30min and every single compound can be traced to the only company in America distributing it. How the hell can’t they find which cave Osama is in, if the can find a microscopic remain from a bomb and trace it to a warehouse in the Las Vegas desert?
Anyway, yesterday it was Judge Judy.
I don’t get it.
Either way you try, it’s impossible to understand.
First of all, don’t tell me it’s for real. It can’t be.
But being America, I wouldn’t be surprised.
So if it isn’t real, who the hell would want to watch it, beyond that one time to study what the hell the purpose might be and who’d buy the DVD?
If it’s real, it’s scary.
If it’s real, who would be insane enough to agree on having their case on TV?
Now, if it’s NOT real, who would be idiotic enough to appear no it and pretend to be an arse who’s committed a crime?
Way too many people believe that WWF wrestling is for real and no acting whatsoever, so there’s bound to be loads of people who think Judge Judy is for real.
Please tell me it’s not.
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