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    Kiss Me Schnell

    And in surpising news, it turns out that Blackpool was spared the Luftwaffe during WW2 because Hitler rather fancied it as a Nazi holiday resort.

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    Kiss Me Schnell

    Donkeys leading lions.

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      Kiss Me Schnell

      That's one German you might let have the sun loungers, shy of being thrown into a concentration camp for shifting his towel. More shocking, does that mean Hitler had no holiday plans in Coventry?

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        Kiss Me Schnell

        Do they have sun loungers in Blackpool? The triumph of hope over experience, I call that.

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          Kiss Me Schnell

          Well...striped deck chairs and first in queue for a 99 then.

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            That hoary old municipal boast. There are about 20 towns where they boast that they were spared because Hitler had plans for them; they were all going to be the regional capital, or his English retreat. Hitler was supposed to have loved Rochdale Town Hall so much he ordered it spared, and so Rochdale was avoided lest any Luftwaffe raid get it by accident. A wonderful story only ever so slightly undermined by being simply not true. The fact that the place was too insignificant to bomb obviously has no relationship to these myths.

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              Another surprising fan of Blackpool

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                Kiss Me Schnell

                Ee, they'd not have got on, had they had adjacent chalets.

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