People you don't know but aren't going to like
Astronauts
Ever been sat with a couple who just came back from a vacation abroad and they’re telling you every single damn detail about the resort where they’ve spent a fortnight with all inclusive, explaining how good the food was even though it’s buffet shite, how close to the beach they lived, what a funny bartender was working evenings and what a brilliant couple from back home they met, a couple they spent loads of time with, exchanged phone numbers with, numbers when well back home are never, ever dialled, but left crumpled in a corner of a pocket of a jacket you’ll not wear in years.
I imagine astronauts are annoying, towards astronomical proportions compared with the abovementioned, they’re on my list.
And if you don't much care for people driving a Hummer, as I don't myself, astronauts are pricks molesting the skies with something well beyond a "little" Hummer.
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