A Valentine's Day treat

[Gangster Octopus]

For those of you in the Ruislip area.

[evilC]

A Valentine's Day treat

Hmmm... romantic!

Who is this 'Aswell', though? Is he their Jimmy Greaves?

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

A Valentine's Day treat

A Valentine's Day treat

Whereas I'm going to be at a Valentine's Day massacre

[Gangster Octopus]

A Valentine's Day treat

No takers?

[Crusoe]

A Valentine's Day treat

My wife just texted me from the hairdresser's to say she was going for a Sarah Harding look. I asked if she was bringing four other women home with her and now she's not talking to me.

[Er Liquidatore]

A Valentine's Day treat

Hahaha.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

A Valentine's Day treat

could have been worse, you could have offered to clean the vomit off her shoes, and to bring her a pair of sunglasses to shield her eyes.