For those who run a website or blog, looking at search terms that brought traffic to the site is an occasionally amusing past-time.
Waiting for a phonecall with nothing to do, I checked the search words that brought people to my blog. Nothing very funny, I'm afraid, though I don't think this intrepid web surfer got what he wanted at my blog:
"black dudes pissing"
The page he arrived at was about Lionel Richie. Which must have put the poor guy off his all night long wank fantasy (I'll presume it was a guy; could've been a gal). Lionel was on page 2 of black dudes pissing, by the way.
This one I found vaguely sad:
"do you know any songs of a boy who has a girlfriend but you love him?"
It would be sadder even if the googler was the same guy who was hoping to find pissing black dudes. Anyway, the person arrived at my post of songs about unrequited love, also on page 2.
"a child with only half a heart working"
Ah yes, halfhearteddude etc. But how does the rest fit? Top of page 1; a post featuring the Style Council's Speak Like A Child.
This one, however, really puzzled me:
"bay the riwer of babilon boney m giutar tab"
How did Google work ou what that person wanted?
And I hope the person who was looking for the guitar tabs of the theme of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo finally found what they were looking for.
Waiting for a phonecall with nothing to do, I checked the search words that brought people to my blog. Nothing very funny, I'm afraid, though I don't think this intrepid web surfer got what he wanted at my blog:
"black dudes pissing"
The page he arrived at was about Lionel Richie. Which must have put the poor guy off his all night long wank fantasy (I'll presume it was a guy; could've been a gal). Lionel was on page 2 of black dudes pissing, by the way.
This one I found vaguely sad:
"do you know any songs of a boy who has a girlfriend but you love him?"
It would be sadder even if the googler was the same guy who was hoping to find pissing black dudes. Anyway, the person arrived at my post of songs about unrequited love, also on page 2.
"a child with only half a heart working"
Ah yes, halfhearteddude etc. But how does the rest fit? Top of page 1; a post featuring the Style Council's Speak Like A Child.
This one, however, really puzzled me:
"bay the riwer of babilon boney m giutar tab"
How did Google work ou what that person wanted?
And I hope the person who was looking for the guitar tabs of the theme of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo finally found what they were looking for.
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