I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll

[Wyatt Earp]

I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll

Chivalry prevents my commenting on how plausible that may or may not be.

[Anton Gramscescu]

I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll

Mental image of a man in plate armour and mirrored helmet, tapping a large, heavy mace in one hand, peering over Wyatt's shoulder as he types.