Right, this one may take some time:
I was in a relationship with this guy for 7 years, and he moved to Derby, I moved to Bournemouth. Long story. He wanted a garden, I wanted a life.
OK, fast forward 6 years. I am still in Bournemouth, and I hear on the grapevine that he is in a relationship, and specifically I hear it (on and off) from him about how wonderful he is doing.
So, this morning I am on MSN, and my ex comes on to show the new garden (stunning, apart from the occasional dead cat), and then he sends me the pic of his new beau.
Well, I laughed my fucking nuts off. I am not gorgeous in any way, but this person is fucking hideous, and fuck the caring, considerate way, he really is.
I was so jealous of all the build up, expecting some lithe young(ish) person with a ... brain the size of a planet.
Sorry, but my life is now so much better in every way. I have nothing to fear. The ex was, and is, very good looking, and I thought I might be traded in for a better model.
My envy has gone, I am a new man! Thank fuck.
I was in a relationship with this guy for 7 years, and he moved to Derby, I moved to Bournemouth. Long story. He wanted a garden, I wanted a life.
OK, fast forward 6 years. I am still in Bournemouth, and I hear on the grapevine that he is in a relationship, and specifically I hear it (on and off) from him about how wonderful he is doing.
So, this morning I am on MSN, and my ex comes on to show the new garden (stunning, apart from the occasional dead cat), and then he sends me the pic of his new beau.
Well, I laughed my fucking nuts off. I am not gorgeous in any way, but this person is fucking hideous, and fuck the caring, considerate way, he really is.
I was so jealous of all the build up, expecting some lithe young(ish) person with a ... brain the size of a planet.
Sorry, but my life is now so much better in every way. I have nothing to fear. The ex was, and is, very good looking, and I thought I might be traded in for a better model.
My envy has gone, I am a new man! Thank fuck.
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