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    It's my Aniversery

    Today 10 years ago was a major turning point in my career.
    I had just graduated from University aged 25, had a 10 month old child and a second about to drop in the next couple of months.
    I was up to my eyeballs in debt, living with my heavily pregnant girlfriend and baby in a tiny one bedroomed flat in a rough part of town.
    In the summer of 1998, things looked rosy; I had just finished my degree and looked forward to a life wealth and gravy as an IT systems analyst. I thought with my degree in hand, I could walk into a job and will rise very quickly into a good position with relative ease and I can finally jack in my job as a doorman before I got shot or stabbed.
    After about 3 months of job hunting, I realised that my degree meant sh*t. At the beginning of September, I got my first job, £14k a year as a Visual basic programmer in Andover.
    However, this involved a 2 hour journey to work from North London and a fair bit of expense too, but I was desperate and I stuck at it for a month or two.
    Then at the beginning of November, I got another job as a trainee systems Analyst for a company called financial management Consultants who were a kind of IT ambulance chaser type company who had a great scam.

    They would contact companies who had IT systems installed that were not working properly and offer to represent them in litigation against the IT supplier.
    So we will come in, do a thorough examination of their systems and write a report showing where the system contravened the Sale of goods act (not of merchantable quality, not fit for purpose). Then we will sue the supplier whilst racking up numerous charges and fee's in the process.
    We boasted that we never lost a case, but that was because nothing ever went to court because our clients would see the charges piling up and then give up.

    Anyway, after a week, I say I was being used. I seem to be doing all the legwork whilst the senior consultants (all on 50K and big company cars) spent half the day in the pub or sitting around chatting.

    Whenever I asked my manager for training or a career path (yeah, stupid me, I was just out of University and didn't know better) he would fob me off with the old "do this for a year or so, then we will see".

    At this time, I decided to take things into my own hands so I purchased a bunch of books and 10 years ago today I sat my first Microsoft exam.
    I can still remember it; I had been studying every day on the train to and from work and every evening until 1AM. The morning of the exam I kissed my daughter and got her to tap my head 3 times (a superstition I have always used since) and I went to the testing centre as nervous as hell.

    It was the hardest exam I had done in my life, about 70 multiple choice questions on a PC and you get the results straight away.
    As I clicked on my last question and then "end exam" I could hear my heart beating for those 10 seconds that felt like an eternity until on my screen flashed

    "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE PASSED 70-064 Implementing and Supporting Windows®95"

    I completed the rest of my MCSE in the next 6 weeks and jacked in my job, I have not worked as a permanent member of staff since. My manager tried to talk me out of it claiming that I lacked experience to be a contractor, that I needed at least 5 years experience in IT first and I was trying to run before I could walk. He then went into the usual "MCSE is just a paper qualification, means little, does not beat experience".

    10 years and 27 more Microsoft exams later, I sit here at my desk, wondering what and where I would be if I had listened to my manager all those years ago, and got my "experience".

    If I could go back to 1996, knowing what I knew now, I would not have bothered staying on another of couple of years to do my degree, I was happy enough with my HND but the Degree was for my parents, to make them happy and get them off my back.
    It never got me a job, and it never opened any doors for me.
    Sorry if I bored you, but I am eternally grateful to Bill Gates and M$ His product and qualifications transformed my life.

    That's my story

    #2
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    At the beginning of September, I got my first job, £14k a year as a Visual basic programmer

    I know what you mean. In January '99, I started working for my current employer for a salary of £14k, and after the temp work I'd been doing, it seemed like a king's ransom by comparison.

    Christ, come January I'll have been living in England for a decade. Where the hell does the time go?

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      #3
      It's my Aniversery

      I had just graduated from University aged 25, had a 10 month old child and a second about to drop in the next couple of months.

      ah, if you'd managed to shave it down to under 12 months they'd be Irish twins.

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        #4
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        Funnily enough Blameless, I was earning about the same as a doorman.
        I still have my original MCSE books to remind myself of those hard and lonely nights.

        AIATL, my kids are a year and a week apart, the youngest one is now the same height and bigger than her sister who is as thin as a rake.
        So they do pass as twins.

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          #5
          It's my Aniversery

          It was the hardest exam I had done in my life, about 70 multiple choice questions on a PC and you get the results straight away.
          As I clicked on my last question and then "end exam" I could hear my heart beating for those 10 seconds that felt like an eternity until on my screen flashed

          "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE PASSED 70-064 Implementing and Supporting Windows®95"
          I did my MCP last week, and went through all that. There's something horribly final about clicking that "End Exam" button, which is much worse than normal exams...

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            #6
            It's my Aniversery

            Hehe, even worse was when they brought out the post exam survey in 2000, so you click on the end exam, have you minor heart attack only for some sutpid survey crap to come up, and then the dreaded pause at the end of that (another heart attack).

            It is the long pause, whilst you can hear the hard-drive whirling away (for some reason exam centre's use the most ancient pc's as exam workstations) and the sound of the printer next door going off 2 seconds before getting the result.

            What qualifications were you doing Mitch? MCP's are being phased out and have a pretty limited shelf-life.

            The new ones are MCTS and MCTIP.

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              #7
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              MCP's are being phased out and have a pretty limited shelf-life.
              Aw fuck, now you tell us

              Actually, looking at it more closely now, I did: "Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist: Microsoft Windows Mobile 5.0 Application Development".

              I got 1000/1000. So obviously I'm either a genius, or I had access to a very realistic mock-exam.

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                #8
                It's my Aniversery

                "I got 1000/1000. So obviously I'm either a genius, or I had access to a very realistic mock-exam."

                Hahahahahaha!!
                that would be exam 70-540.

                I have a reliable database of realistic mock exams too for Microsoft, Cisco, Novele, Citrix, checkpoint etc.

                I have 3 exams to do, but i cannot be bothered to make 3 trips to the test centre so i will sit all 3 of them in one evening.

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                  #9
                  It's my Aniversery

                  Tactical Genius wrote:
                  MCP's are being phased out and have a pretty limited shelf-life.
                  Wait till I tell the women's movement, they'll be delighted.

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                    #10
                    It's my Aniversery

                    Nice story TG. How are you getting on in sorting out access to the kids? Hope all goes well.

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                      #11
                      It's my Aniversery

                      Congrats, TG. It's a good feeling to look back and see that your efforts have paid off. And don't worry about what you would have done differently because everything you went through has contributed to where you are now. There's nothing to say that if you had done it differently, your path would have been easier or as relatively successful.

                      Well done.

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                        #12
                        It's my Aniversery

                        Just think TG, if you hadn't done all that Microsoft stuff you could be a Linux superstar by now and have grown a full and luxurious beard, dainty ponytail and...er... have no money at all.

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                          #13
                          It's my Aniversery

                          Is my mind playing tricks or did you post about the exams way back when that happened. I always get a little confused about how long I have been on OTF.

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                            #14
                            It's my Aniversery

                            Thanks Szaguldo Ornagy, no news as yet.

                            Nogoalsnoglory; i have been posting since june 2000, but i periodically talk about MS stuff as i have to continually have to keep my qualification up to date with every new release of windows.

                            That is true FF, but sometimies i like to look back on certain descision i made good and bad, i think it helps me not mess up in the present.

                            Heh, Linux huh.
                            Speaking of which, our linux server purple screened this morning and nobody know why.
                            If it was a microsoft server, I would have worked it out in minutes. Take that Linux.

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                              #15
                              It's my Aniversery

                              I'm in a starters job at an engineering firm, getting paid something like 13 euros an hour. Apparently they wanted be because of my degree, but nothing here has anything to do with my degree.

                              I also registered my own company for translating technical and engineering texts from Dutch to English. I asked 40 euro an hour (excl. VAT of course) for a 10 hour job once and the client didn't even blink. And it only took me seven hours as well.

                              So yeah, everything TG said basically.

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