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    You can't make this stuff up at times, can you?

    Just read this

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    You can't make this stuff up at times, can you?

    "Sbano was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility."

    Right, what's all this then?

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      #3
      You can't make this stuff up at times, can you?

      It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms.
      No flies on her.

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        #4
        You can't make this stuff up at times, can you?

        Wyatt Earp wrote:
        It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms.
        No flies on her.
        A teacher, too! That's what I find the most baffling part of all, I think. She's supposed to have some wits or common sense, surely?

        I wonder how the conversations went?

        HER: "I've got white spots on my fanny, y'know."
        HIM: "Ah! My mate says that the only cure for that is if I put my cock in you."

        HIM: "Is it getting any better yet?"
        HER: "Well, the white spots have gone, but all this dry humping has left my fanny quite sore."
        HIM: "Really? Well, my mate says he knows a cure for that, tooOOOOOOooo! Ahthatsbetter!"

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          #5
          You can't make this stuff up at times, can you?

          I'm not sure who comes off more stupid here - the woman for believing this complete pile of horseshit, or the guy who decided that her having suspicious genital spots would be a good excuse to have unprotected sex with her...

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