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- Mar 2008
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You can't make this stuff up at times, can you?
Wyatt Earp wrote:
It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms.
I wonder how the conversations went?
HER: "I've got white spots on my fanny, y'know."
HIM: "Ah! My mate says that the only cure for that is if I put my cock in you."
HIM: "Is it getting any better yet?"
HER: "Well, the white spots have gone, but all this dry humping has left my fanny quite sore."
HIM: "Really? Well, my mate says he knows a cure for that, tooOOOOOOooo! Ahthatsbetter!"
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