Simple Gastronomic Delights

[adams house cat]

Make your macaroni cheese with unsweetened yoghurt instead of milk.

[San Bernardhinault]

Anything that involves a can of tuna isn't fit for human consumption. Yet it's been mentioned here on multiple occasions.

[Hot Pepsi]

False. Canned tuna is a underrated simple gastronomic delight. You live on a city that once had the world's biggest tuna canning industry. Perhaps that's why you hate it.

It's not vegan or, perhaps, eco-friendly, though, so I don't eat much of it anymore.

[Bored Of Education]

Omelette Arnold Bennett is the ultimate omelette, you absolute wrong 'un.

I have never had it but, upon looking it up, want to but it is hardly a simple gastronomic delight.

[Bored Of Education]

My sin is Danish blue cheese on seedy white toast. And marmalade on seedy white toast. I've made the same breakfast every day for the last ten years.

You eat those two together for your breakfast?

[Bored Of Education]

Tuna pesto pasta. Two tins of tuna, a small jar of pesto sauce and a bag of dried pasta. Topped with whatever lovely cheese you have hanging around...or not in ah's case.

Feeds four for about $7.

Used to do that a lot and add hard=boiled eggs as well. Works cold the next day as well.

[Toby Gymshorts]

I have never had it but, upon looking it up, want to but it is hardly a simple gastronomic delight.

Agreed, but your ridiculous, sweeping statement that, frankly, WOULD NEVER STAND UP IN COURT, didn't say it had to be.

(<winkything>, etc. You should try it though.)

[treibeis]

Tuna pesto pasta. Two tins of tuna, a small jar of pesto sauce and a bag of dried pasta.

I know that you, as your German says, "have a hedgehog in your trouser pocket", but are you really too tight to boil the pasta?

[Bored Of Education]

Agreed, but your ridiculous, sweeping statement that, frankly, WOULD NEVER STAND UP IN COURT, didn't say it had to be.

(<winkything>, etc. You should try it though.)

I am wondering what charge I would be up in court for.

[Jah Womble]

This thread has gone decidedly weird.