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    In my past life, Matthew, I was ...

    Have you ever noticed how people who believe in past lives, or in associated stuff like that, always need it to be special somehow? They're always a Red Indian princess, or the commander of Ramases II's armies, or something. Not, you know, a bloke who had a flock of geese and lived in a hut made out of dung.

    Paul McCartney reckons Linda visited him in the form of a white squirrel. Not an ordinary grey one, or a hedgehog or something. Oh no. A white squirrel. Well it would have be, wouldn't it?

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    True, but in McCartney's defence, wasn't his head full of DMT at the time?

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      #3
      True, it would be something if Kanye West - or somebody equally outré/off his rocker - came forth and spoke excitedly of having in a past existence been an assistant at the Macclesfield branch of Dolcis, or similar.

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