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I mentioned that date I was supposed to do a week or so ago. Well, the date was ok. Later during the evening I was invited to a party she was having the following Saturday. Not much else planned so I accepted.
Remember now, she was the one who had talked her friend into telling her husband to invite me so we could hook up in the first place.
I go to the party, it's a small, calm thing. There's 8 of us. We chat, laugh, have a great time, then one couple leaves, and shortly after the rest leave as well. I can sense that they're doing it to give us some time on our own. I decide to stick around, I mean it would have felt odd to leave with all the rest, she might think I was using it as excuse to bail, and also I wanted to help her clean up, get 5-10 min, and then head home.
As soon as the guests had left, she comes into the room, not drunk, not on drugs, not knocked her head into something on the way back, and she says: "Don't think you'll get to shag me now"
I order a cab, say my goodbyes.
Following day we chat and I tell her it was a very weird situation she created with them wording, and she explains that she felt she wanted to be on her own and couldn't come to think of any other way to get me out.
Mental!
I change my mind, she must have bumped her head into something, probably one of her silicone tits, and she was probably on drugs.
That's it! No more live women for a while. I'm fed up with them! I'm pulling one on the Internet. Cyber-sexing, here I come!
I don't give a damn if there'll be wank all over the screen, if on the other end it turns out to be a bloke, or if some Ukrainian top model looking woman manages to trick me off Ł1200 for plane ticket and I'm stood there like a moron waiting for an incoming Ukraiair (or whatever they ride the skies in) that never shows.
So, Aruba. Let's see what the islands have to offer!
Internet Charm on - check
Wikipedia emoticon lexin opened – check
Free of charge dating site with loads of willing women opened – check
Mouse in left hand to free right hand – check
Let’s roll, engage!
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- Mar 2008
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G.Man wants a hyphen wrote:
Tuvalu
"Tuvalu-valu-va
Tuvalu-valu-va
Tuval-aye-ay
Any umbrellas, any umbrellas to mend today?"
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PPV Cyber-sexing rule No4:
If the pic you've posted of you is one where you're dressed in a fine outfit, obviously at a wedding because you've just managed to snatch the bride's bouquet, that’s not a hint, that’s a World War II London Luftwaffe are coming 330,000 dB warning signal!
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I found one in Nor'n Ireland, but I think I might have made a mistake.
Do women on Internet keep a tight network, just as they do in real life? You know, as soon as I've done something, every single female friend, family, relative down to ninth cousin will know about it within minutes?
I emailed one who has posted a picture of her sitting in some establishment or party, with a drop-dead gorgeous woman sitting slightly behind her.
“Hi, do you know that woman sitting behind you in the picture? She is beautiful”
I might be fu**ed before I (cyber)fu**ed
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