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    Name a country

    Any country

    #2
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    Aruba

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      #3
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      Oh, thank you so bloody much. Couldn't you have picked the moon?

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        #4
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        Aruba is not a country.

        The past.

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          #5
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          Narnia

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            #6
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            Is it not? It plays in the CONCACAF section.

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              #7
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              I mentioned that date I was supposed to do a week or so ago. Well, the date was ok. Later during the evening I was invited to a party she was having the following Saturday. Not much else planned so I accepted.

              Remember now, she was the one who had talked her friend into telling her husband to invite me so we could hook up in the first place.

              I go to the party, it's a small, calm thing. There's 8 of us. We chat, laugh, have a great time, then one couple leaves, and shortly after the rest leave as well. I can sense that they're doing it to give us some time on our own. I decide to stick around, I mean it would have felt odd to leave with all the rest, she might think I was using it as excuse to bail, and also I wanted to help her clean up, get 5-10 min, and then head home.

              As soon as the guests had left, she comes into the room, not drunk, not on drugs, not knocked her head into something on the way back, and she says: "Don't think you'll get to shag me now"

              I order a cab, say my goodbyes.
              Following day we chat and I tell her it was a very weird situation she created with them wording, and she explains that she felt she wanted to be on her own and couldn't come to think of any other way to get me out.

              Mental!

              I change my mind, she must have bumped her head into something, probably one of her silicone tits, and she was probably on drugs.

              That's it! No more live women for a while. I'm fed up with them! I'm pulling one on the Internet. Cyber-sexing, here I come!
              I don't give a damn if there'll be wank all over the screen, if on the other end it turns out to be a bloke, or if some Ukrainian top model looking woman manages to trick me off Ł1200 for plane ticket and I'm stood there like a moron waiting for an incoming Ukraiair (or whatever they ride the skies in) that never shows.

              So, Aruba. Let's see what the islands have to offer!

              Internet Charm on - check
              Wikipedia emoticon lexin opened – check
              Free of charge dating site with loads of willing women opened – check
              Mouse in left hand to free right hand – check

              Let’s roll, engage!

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                #8
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                Oh, for fu**s sake!!

                I have to register to view the pictures!

                Why do you have to register for every bloody single thing on the internet?

                Even on the Interweb, women play hard to get!

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                  #9
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                  You're lucky Gangster Octopus didn't get in quicker.

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                    #10
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                    "Don't think you'll get to shag me now"

                    I wouldn't worry. Women say that to me all the time.

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                      #11
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                      teerex wrote:
                      You're lucky Gangster Octopus didn't get in quicker.
                      Dunno, I think he'd feel at home.

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                        #12
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                        Aruba is dry.
                        There's only one and she's wearing what seems to be Christmas tree orniments on her head.

                        Next country

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                          #13
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                          PPV Cyber-sexing rule No1:
                          No picture, no way

                          PPV Cyber-sexing rule No2:
                          None of those posing model-style are getting any of my cyber-salami. The natural look is what I'm after

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                            #14
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                            PPV Cyber-sexing rule No3:
                            Pass on the ones taken a web-cam pic with the look on their face as if they carry the world on their shoulders. Sorry, hope you're doing just fine, but I'm not taking the chance.

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                              #15
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                              Tuvalu

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                                #16
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                                TV is the thing this year.

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                                  #17
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                                  Tuvalu's not listed, HA!

                                  I'm currently browsing Nor'n Ireland. (for some reason, don't ask why)

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                                    #18
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                                    the internet is possibly the last place to look for someone who isn't out of their tree.

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                                      #19
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                                      (yemen)

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                                        #20
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                                        G.Man wants a hyphen wrote:
                                        Tuvalu
                                        When I hear that country's name, I cant help but think of the song 'The Umbrella Man':

                                        "Tuvalu-valu-va
                                        Tuvalu-valu-va
                                        Tuval-aye-ay
                                        Any umbrellas, any umbrellas to mend today?"

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                                          #21
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                                          PPV Cyber-sexing rule No4:

                                          If the pic you've posted of you is one where you're dressed in a fine outfit, obviously at a wedding because you've just managed to snatch the bride's bouquet, that’s not a hint, that’s a World War II London Luftwaffe are coming 330,000 dB warning signal!

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                                            #22
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                                            Yemen is dry, in so many ways.
                                            One entry, and she was Asian so I can disqualify.

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                                              #23
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                                              I was totally going to say Tuvalu.

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                                                #24
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                                                Vanuatu!

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                                                  #25
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                                                  I found one in Nor'n Ireland, but I think I might have made a mistake.

                                                  Do women on Internet keep a tight network, just as they do in real life? You know, as soon as I've done something, every single female friend, family, relative down to ninth cousin will know about it within minutes?

                                                  I emailed one who has posted a picture of her sitting in some establishment or party, with a drop-dead gorgeous woman sitting slightly behind her.

                                                  “Hi, do you know that woman sitting behind you in the picture? She is beautiful”

                                                  I might be fu**ed before I (cyber)fu**ed

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