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The Maxwell brothers' hearings are on Monday, if anybody wants to pop along to the Rolls Building. Alas, I'll be in Spain.
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About the length of time it felt like I'd been reading that fucker for.
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CL-2001-000289 & CL-2001-000290 A v B
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BR-2019-000506 Maxwell Kevin Francis Herbert Bankruptcy - Petition - Creditors BR-2019-000507 Ian Robert Charles Maxwell Bankruptcy - Petition - Creditors
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Betting has been suspended on the application having referred to "striking midnight"
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Friday 5 April 2019
At 10:30 AM
Application Hearing
IP-2018-000191 Glass Slipper Limited v Dunn and another
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Companies Applications
CR-2018-006683 In the matter of Cambridge Analytica (UK) Limited
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It's all about the Benjamins:
Hearing Room 5
Before DEPUTY MASTER BARTLETT (Sitting on Behalf MASTER TEVERSON)
Wednesday 16 January 2019
At 10:30 AM
Application Hearing
PT-2018-000691 Benjamin v Benjamin
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He didn’t appear, but his lawyers withdrew his claim for immunity
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An appealing butt:
A2/2017/3116 Butt -v- The Secretary of State for the Home Department. Application of Claimant for permission to appeal with appeal to follow if granted.
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BL-2018-000988 Spilt Milk Management Limited v Amy
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CR-2018-007910 GOBBLEDEGOOK COMMUNICATIONS LIMITED Companies - Petition - Winding Up Petition
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BR-2018-001170 Jason Atherton
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That Prick v Prick case turned out a cracker. Sample evidence:
Meanwhile, back on Facebook, Mr Martinez responded to Ms Leon's 11 August message on 9 September 2016 by telling her to "FUCK OFF", with added expletives.
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the name PRICK has, for me, always been associated with Henry
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Lola R says in her review that she has had half a tattoo applied at the Tattoo Parlour and intends to go back for the other half. She does also appear to have been sufficiently deceived by the use of the name "PRICK" on the Cactus Shop website to leave a 5 star review of her tattoo application there. I am at a loss to understand how Lola R can believe that the Cactus Shop website has any connection with the Tattoo Parlour, given that she appears just to have come from the Tattoo Parlour and so must be well aware of the dissimilarities in style and get up of the place, compared to the website she is on. For that reason I feel that she must fall into the category of "moron in a hurry" who has been deceived but who cannot sustain a claim for passing off.
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Also, one with some football relevance:
BR-2018-000528 Paul Baxendale-Walker
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Less a court case, and more a description of a process:
HC-2017-002624 Insurance Medical Reporting Limited and another v Your Lawyers Limited
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That’s just awesome.
I’ve already suggested that my colleagues use it their training materials.
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Not technically an insolvency filing, but a filing by a company that is surely about to be insolvent. Courtesy of Matt Levine:
Item 1. FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
All financial records from Access-Power, Inc. have been destroyed by
previous management and are not available. It is very expensive to
obtain audited reports of $0.
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THERE ARE NO FINANCIAL RECORDS, NO DEBT, NO CONVERTIBLE
DEATH DEBENTURES, NO $18,000 IRS DEBT, NO $4,000 PRNNEWSIRES
OLD DEBT, EMPLOYEES, or even the
ACCR COFFEE POT WAS STOLEN!
Item 2. MANAGEMENT'S DISCUSSION AND ANALYSIS
The Corporation is for sale. I will sell Access-Power, Inc
for $15,000,000.00 or $.06 per share.
Patrick J Jensen controls 53.70905% of the vote.
Access-Power, Inc. does not issue or sell stock
in the market place at the moment today.
We are filing this document to bring all of
our filings current as required by federal law.
Access-Power's #1 priority is to solicit a Market Maker to believe
in ACCR, and
to give us a fighting chance to live as a business.
Patrick J. Jensen
616-312-5390
pjensen@myaccess-power.com
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Originally posted by Ginger Yellow View Post
The Central African Republic has denied that Boris Becker is one of its official diplomats and said a passport the former tennis star claimed should give him diplomatic immunity from bankruptcy proceedings in the UK is invalid.
“The diplomatic passport that he has is a fake,” the foreign ministry’s chief of staff, Cherubin Moroubama, told Agence-France Presse. He said the document’s serial number corresponded to one of a batch of passports stolen in 2014.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-fake-says-car
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CR-2018-005021 Can Do Corporation Limited
[Ron Howard]They couldn't[/Ron Howard]
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Originally posted by Ginger Yellow View PostOh come on, guys, this isn't a Dickens novel:
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