Alexander Boris dePfeffel Johnson

[DCI Harry Batt]

To be fair, I never open links to the Independent either as that site is such a fucking dogs dinner of loud and aggressive unwanted advertising

It is as bad as a local "newspaper" site.

[Sits]

Johnson is a rather shockingly shoddy piece of work.

Fixed.

[ad hoc]

That'll teach me for not reading things.

To be fair, I never open links to the Independent either as that site is such a fucking dogs dinner of loud and aggressive unwanted advertising

[Antepli Ejderha]

The headline says "trip paid for" but the story says "security paid for". They are different things.

That'll teach me for not reading things.

[ursus arctos]

The headline says "trip paid for" but the story says "security paid for". They are different things.

It is rather shockingly shoddy piece of work.

[Patrick Thistle]

The closer we send Johnson to active war zones the better, imo.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Security for Boris Johnson’s surprise visit to Ukraine at the weekend was funded by taxpayers’, Downing Street has said.

"We" have paid for it. Part of it, whatever. In any event "we" shouldn't be paying for this bellend to be off on a jaunt to achieve nothing but keeping his stupid fucking face in the papers.

[DCI Harry Batt]

I mean, we might be, for all I know. But that story doesn't say that.

[DCI Harry Batt]

We aren't

[Toby Gymshorts]

In any event, why are "we" paying for this cunt's vanity trip?

I realise that his stint as PM was a vanity trip, before anyone mentions that entire shitshow.

[DCI Harry Batt]

The headline says "trip paid for" but the story says "security paid for". They are different things.

[Antepli Ejderha]

https://twitter.com/ElliH53/status/1617537327819284480?t=Y-ExNPYGM5ds33zL-lPyfg&s=19

So we paid for him to go, but why?

[George C.]

Who invited him, and why would they? You can’t just arrive at Davos and be let in. Otherwise we could have a whip-round and send someone on behalf of OTF.

You'd be surprised.

Knowing Bozo, he probably blackmailed someone.

And he does have the unfortunate advantage of having a 'profile', unlike Sunak, the Asian John Major.

[Antepli Ejderha]

That UK flag looks upside down to me.

He was probably pissed or on something then.

[Capybara]

That UK flag looks upside down to me.

[Antepli Ejderha]

https://twitter.com/mikegalsworthy/status/1617446128005545984?t=PzpuceD9A02qYY2ez3Tr5w&s=19

He's back in Ukraine but why the flags, is it Pritti Patel style?

[ad hoc]

Wish they'd sent Brother Mouzone

[Benjm]

Overcoming my disappointment that twatto isn't dead, I noticed Idris Elba doing some shit at Davos the other day. It is always disappointing when people with no direct professional interest in going there succumb to the ego tickle of an invitation. The domestic equivalent used to be royalty sceptics transformed into fawning courtiers by a call to weekend at Highgrove.

[ooh aah]

I reckon Guy. They could end up agreeing to anything.

[G-Man]

I'm thinking wingco, in his Mr Agreeable guise.

[Sits]

Having spent at least part of "Davos week" in Zurich for the last five plus years of my career, I will not seek the nomination nor will I serve if drafted.

Damn. You were my nominee. treibeis then.

[ursus arctos]

Having spent at least part of "Davos week" in Zurich for the last five plus years of my career, I will not seek the nomination nor will I serve if drafted.

[San Bernardhinault]

Who invited him, and why would they? You can’t just arrive at Davos and be let in. Otherwise we could have a whip-round and send someone on behalf of OTF.

But who would we choose to send? A different OTFer each year?

[ursus arctos]

No doubt one of the questionable characters who have been funding his lifestyle and/or paying him ridiculous amounts for speeches.

[Sits]

Who invited him, and why would they? You can’t just arrive at Davos and be let in. Otherwise we could have a whip-round and send someone on behalf of OTF.