Good things to say during sex

[Spearmint Rhino]

Nil thread.

[E10 Rifle]

Good things to say during sex

I doubt that'd get 'em going to be honest SR

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

I love you.

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

to EIM: unless you have a SERIOUS needle fetish.

[Anton Gramscescu]

Good things to say during sex

Nah. If you said "nil thread" during sex, I'm pretty sure it would bring proceedings to a shuddering halt as your partner tried to work out what you were on about.

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

unless they were a member of the OTF coterie.

[Anton Gramscescu]

Good things to say during sex

Even then, gphile. nil threads don't quicken the pulse. Now if you said "century thread", or (if you were feeling naughty) "thread Vietnam"...

[E10 Rifle]

Good things to say during sex

"Nil thread" could be quite a handy euphemism for firing blanks, itself a euphemism of course. But we're British, that's how we talk about this stuff.

[Anton Gramscescu]

Good things to say during sex

So "nil thread" might be a good thing to say after bad sex, then?

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

I would imagine that two otf-ers, during copulation, hearing the words 'nil thread' would have fits of hysterical laughter (mainly because some OTHER otf-er would be in the room with them!)

[Anton Gramscescu]

Good things to say during sex

Not necesarily. One could be whispering sweet nil threads into the ear of the other.

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

[Guest]

Good things to say during sex

Have two OTFers ever got together? I know of a couple of couples on here, but don't know of any that met through OTF.

[Spearmint Rhino]

Good things to say during sex

Naming no names, I can think of at least two examples.

[HORN]

Good things to say during sex

Name one name at least.

This is no place for discretion.

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

thanks HORN... if that request came from me, I would be called out for being a sweetie-wife, gossip-monger.

[EIM]

Good things to say during sex

gerontophile wrote:

to EIM: unless you have a SERIOUS needle fetish.

??

[Guest]

Good things to say during sex

Great! I've past the furry front test, any chance i can go up the back 'un??

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

(again to EIM) oh for fuck sake... 'thread'....

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

MarcB1972 wrote:

Great! I've past the furry front test, any chance i can go up the back 'un??

only if you can hear purring

[Banana Banana]

Good things to say during sex

Don't bite it.

[Bored Of Education]

Good things to say during sex

"It won't go down unless you touch it"

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

Bored Of Discipline wrote:

"It won't go down unless you touch it"

hmm.... but if thats the case, you sort of shut up, no?

[evilC]

Good things to say during sex

"Never mind the quality, feel the width!"

[Gerontophile]

Good things to say during sex

you are ... actually, sorry... I cannot be involved in this, as my life tends to involve a supernova, and ....