Last week, I saw a tabloid piece about Orville-faced television "hottie" Holly Willoughby, accompanied by a photo in which she showed off her legs. The piss-poor caption was:
Holly Wil-leg-by
Which doesn't even fucking work.
Yesterday, I saw a tabloid football supplement about England's uninspiring 2-0 victory over Andorra. The headline on the front was:
Bland Of Hope And Snory
Which is equally lame.
So, off you go. Let's have the lamest, weakest, can't-be-bothered, mind's-gone-blank, it's-half-past-five-can-I-go-to-the-pub-now-please? efforts at headline-writing or caption-writing you've seen.
Holly Wil-leg-by
Which doesn't even fucking work.
Yesterday, I saw a tabloid football supplement about England's uninspiring 2-0 victory over Andorra. The headline on the front was:
Bland Of Hope And Snory
Which is equally lame.
So, off you go. Let's have the lamest, weakest, can't-be-bothered, mind's-gone-blank, it's-half-past-five-can-I-go-to-the-pub-now-please? efforts at headline-writing or caption-writing you've seen.
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