Bad things to say during sex
(with a nun or a priest): 'Oh non-specific deity, oh non-specific deity'
(with a nun or a priest): 'Oh non-specific deity, oh non-specific deity'
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Bad things to say during sex
'can you fetch that goat?'Comment
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"Good job I'm getting paid for this"Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
"So what do you make of the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?"Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
you are Alan Partridge and you can donate my £5.Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
Mumpo wrote:
Ha ha ha."Now we know... now we know..."
That's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and I kind of don't know why.Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
"Are we finished yet?"
"What,again?"
"Did you forget to wash?"
"It all makes sense now"
"I'm looking forward to my kip"
"This is the way daddy does it"
"I am glad you're not squeamish"Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
Would you mind nipping round with a hoover, cos, I am expecting friends,Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
MarcB1972 wrote:
it took me a while, but I just thought of 4 times when that would work... two of which, you are only going to guess.Danke shun mein furher!Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
and apart from Eva (or including her) all are consensual, if you have a) several million pounds, b) a Formula One thing or c) your name is **** *****8** and you got kidnapped on your birthday (long time ago, but you know some people are weird), or d) if you are the hooker with b, then you will say what you need to for whatever.
I know I used to for boiled egg and bus fare.
But my singing voice got better. Now I am just a ... whats the word... oh I know. arsehole/cynicist/single twat/finally happy person... so there xComment
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Bad things to say during sex
"We've been here too long tryin' to get along
Pretending that you're oh so shy
I'm a natural man doin' all I can
My temp'rature is runnin' high
Friday night no one in sight and we got so much to share
Talkin's fine if you got the time, I ain't got the time to spare
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Yeah!
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Where? There! Yeah! Oh!
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Mymymymymy!
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Ev'ry growin' boy needs a little joy, all you do is sit an' stare
Beggin' on my knees, baby won't you please
Run your fingers thru' my hair
My my my whisky & Dry, don't it make you feel so fine?
Right or wrong, don't it turn you on
Can't you see we're wastin' time?
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Yeah!
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Where? There! Yeah! Oh!
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! There there there there
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Ow
Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! ....
Every growing boy needs a little joy -
Beggin' on my knees, baby if you please -
Every growing boy needs a little toy -
I'm a natural man doin' all I can -
Every Friday night I got to get it right -
I'm waiting so long oh - ...."Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
"Have you ever seen tubgirl.....?"Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
"I knew I shouldn't have had that twelfth pint, have you got a bucket?"Comment
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"Quid pro quo, Clarice."Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
"No, not like that, like this. That's how my ex used to do it anyway".Comment
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"If I get pregnant, i'm keeping it"Comment
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"That's an unusual odour"Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
"It's been a while since I've done this with a human."Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
Lyra wrote:
ohmydog, how many times have I had that fantasy (Anthony Hopkins, not the nutter munter)"Quid pro quo, Clarice."Comment
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"Keep tabs on him. If he's got the codes to the missiles, we have to stop him. Get Bulstrode and have Unit 5 ready to strike. Over."Comment
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ian, I bet George Bush hears that every time.Comment
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Oh, I had a Stephen Fry 'Hello, Tony' moment when typing that one.Comment
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Bad things to say during sex
I would (Stephen Fry).
He could regale me with his loquacious splendour, whilst I am poisoning his Twinings.Comment
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