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Bored Of Education
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#26
20-07-2017, 16:48
"Cvmuzz iz canzelled" (said as if you have pins in your mouth)
"Fillet of fish for ma warf"
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Hot Pepsi
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#27
20-07-2017, 17:11
I'm going to change into my eating clothes.
WOAHJEEEZUS!!! (That's more of a "catch-phrase" than a reference)
Step aside, I've got a lot of important shit to do in Toano.
Step aside, I've got a lot of important shit to do in Norge.
There I was, there I was, there I was...in the high slot.
SOMEBODY HAS TO STEP-IT-UP AND DO IT FOR THE GLORY!
You're putting YOUR needs in front of the group.
Alt-bev (to refer to Coke, Pepsi, etc)
That guy Adam is a cock.
You're going to need snowtires if you go to Botswana.
Yo, hottest black chick, yo.
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#28
20-07-2017, 18:57
Milky milky.
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Patrick Thistle
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#29
20-07-2017, 19:03
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Milky milky.
Ah that's brought back memories
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#30
20-07-2017, 19:29
"Still, nice to have some time to yourself".
"Jury's out".
"We have some fun, though".
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3 Colours Red
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#31
20-07-2017, 20:51
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"Fillet of fish for ma warf"
McDonalds advert... early 90s? Beardy older chap?
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Patrick Thistle
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#32
21-07-2017, 07:08
"You stole, Billy! You stole a... comb?!? Ah well, come back when you stab someone."
Toenails make great shivs.
"High Puddy Five"
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21-07-2017, 07:25
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McDonalds advert... early 90s? Beardy older chap?
Yeah, along with "Big Mac... two Big Macs... actually, make it three".
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#34
21-07-2017, 10:33
"Polar bear? POLAAAAARR?!?"
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#35
21-07-2017, 10:35
"That's why we can't have nice things"
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#36
21-07-2017, 18:05
"... the bedroom. Or as I like to call it, the lovenasium "
"Hugh Man? I like the cut of your jib."
"I wish... I didn't have... bonitis!"
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#37
21-07-2017, 20:25
"Head full of puddin'!"
"That's using the old noodle!"
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21-07-2017, 23:55
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Yeah, along with "Big Mac... two Big Macs... actually, make it three".
Spotter's badges for both of you.
"It's all kicking off at the Pic'n'mix"
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#39
21-07-2017, 23:56
Slightly related.
"Not just a hatstand"
"Down there for dancing"
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Patrick Thistle
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#40
22-07-2017, 22:30
"Hold my arm, hold my leg, hold it, hold it"
"I'm betting on ze animal"
"I'm Jack! The pumpkin king!"
"I'm only an elected official. I can't make decisions."
"Sun's out, buns out!"
Saying "bra" in a stage whisper
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#41
22-07-2017, 23:29
Nottingham Forest
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#42
23-07-2017, 12:52
Since this morning, "Sardines are thriving in Dubrovnik"
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#43
23-07-2017, 15:51
Frank Beard!
"Fillet of fish for ma warf"
I muttered this, unbidden, as I strolled down the road the other day.
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Patrick Thistle
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#44
23-07-2017, 16:44
"The claw is our master. The claw decides who will stay and who will go."
"I'm packing you your angry eyes, just in case "
"The monkeys aren't working."
Cat milk 'makes a really sharp cheese'
The pickle claw
"You can't stay mad at a pancake mouse"
"Where's the baby? Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!"
"Make it more realistic and draw him lying down"
"You got a little patch of fur..." <<ruffles hair>>
"It's still green. They went North two hours ago."
"Uncle Fungus?"
"That Kieran Dyer. He's too fancy! Too fancy!"
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#45
23-07-2017, 18:27
"Parbleu!"
"Your mother is an enormous non sequitur."
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