Inside jokes, references

[Hot Pepsi]

From the anecdote thread, I recall a lot of short moments or times people said something very funny that would probably not make much sense if you weren't there or, at least, didn't know all the characters in the story, but then are repeatedly referenced within the group that understands the reference the way people quote the Simpsons or or Mean Girls or Monty Python to provide a pithy summary of a situation.

As with the other thread, only explain them if you really want to or people plead for you to.

"I went balls-out on the salad."
"I don't want to order food, I want to eat it!"
"Ball lightning"
(those were both said by the same friend)

"He's putting in a clutch."

"Oh, he goin' ta jail!"

"Fuck you, Ray."

"What the fuck, Bob?"

"No fireworkdrugs."

[Toby Gymshorts]

"Angry goose" was a thing for a while, IIRC. Others included:

"He's full of hostosterone"

"They call me...... The Accent Master"

We also had a string of parties rejoicing in the title "Kozzfest" after, of course, "Ozzfest". Ours were probably a bit more sedate.

[Patrick Thistle]

"Hodududuh hodududuh"

"A biscuit? Thank you!" (In a deep voice)

"No pyjamas in the land of the dead!"

"We close now. You leave!"

[Patrick Thistle]

"She's a bit... jolly."

[Gerontophile]

(Yelled at the top of your voice) "Garnish".

Dildo, Peel, Bod and Smax.

[SouthdownRebel]

"Hodududuh hodududuh"

"A biscuit? Thank you!" (In a deep voice)

"No pyjamas in the land of the dead!"

Along similar lines...

"Cake or death?"
"Le singe et sur la branche"

[Giggler]

As a text message: "Big sleeps tonight..."

[Snake Plissken]

"Oh for Gods sake. Come back to me when you've hit puberty."

"I'd be impressed by that if I cared"

"It wasn't as if you were going to turn up anyway."

[Guy Profumo]

Why has Sooty got a bell on the end of his hat?

Because if he didn't he'd be E-war Woo-war

[Snake Plissken]

"Cock off, fagballs?"

"Well, Alan. Whatever floats your boat."

[Various Artist]

Along similar lines...
"Cake or death?"
"Le singe et sur la branche"

Oh blimey guys, we'll be here all day just sidetracking down this direction...

"Do you have a flag?"

"Don't ripen yet... don't ripen yet... wait till he goes out the room... Ripen! Now now now!”

“I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and strong, with a spoon in.”

[Toby Gymshorts]

"Mange, mange, mange, mange, mange, et.....pas de dents"

[Third rate Leszno]

"Knob of butter with that?"

"My bonnie lies over the ocean"

"Liverpool, wank wank wank!"

"Yeah, it's glue, innit"

"It was a passing calf!"

[Stumpy Pepys]

[Patrick Thistle]

"Ello, I'm Pedro the Donkey" (complete with complaints about how his ears get sunburnt because they stick through his hat)

Yada yada yada

"Yuch! How you get so big eating food of this kind?"

"Donkeys aren't monkeys! Stop messing with my head!"

Knife club

Asking my brother's wife if she's ever been to America

The worm of joy

"Ten bucks!"

Comparing terrible things to the Motel 6 in Albany

Asking if the vampires glitter if someone in book group has read a vampire book

"Tastes like chicken!"
(not to be confused with)
"Aaaalcohooooolic chicken!" ("It ferments just like everything else")

[Hot Pepsi]

Reference to "the Motel 6 in Albany" reminds me that I coined,I think, the term "hooker-murder hotel." But that's self-explanatory.

[Patrick Thistle]

You've been to that motel too, then?

[Patrick Thistle]

Thought of another one

"Yum yum, yum yum! Ooooooohhhhh"

[Hot Pepsi]

You've been to that motel too, then?

Not that one, but similar.

[Sits]

"You're up a gum tree without a paddle."

"I can barley stand your wheaty jokes."

"There's a Phoenix in my bollocks!"

"I am proud to say that [X] is someone I have come to know."

[Various Artist]

"You bred hamsters?"

[ad hoc]

Stephane Grappelleh? Nah there's a man ah'd lahk t' see.

[Patrick Thistle]

Shap toilets

"the humble sausage"

"Special Breakfast"

Pork with apricots

"Velsh willages"

Garyboonies

My grandma's views on the royal family

[hobbes]

"Simply drop out the engine"
"And you DO!"
"I really don't think so... Sue."
"If you take away all the games where he didn't score, he averages over a goal a game."
"Chez plez!"

[3 Colours Red]

"Who's Arthur Lettuce?"

"Staying up to watch Shoulder Shoulder."

"Never fill a fishtank with Coca-Cola."