The Brexit Thread

[Lang Spoon]

JRM will be off to start the New Party if there’s a whiff of non disaster Brexit.

[Diable Rouge]

Meanwhile, Starmer tweets to Coveney, talking of a customs union and SM "alignment", but even if Ireland were to accept this, it seems rather in advance of Corbyn's official position?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Keir_Star...88823609724928

[Lang Spoon]

No doubt Gardiner will be along in a minute to spout border shibboleth shite.

[Diable Rouge]

A new NI poll on possible Border solutions:

http://theconversation.com/new-brexi...agree-on-99266

[Ginger Yellow]

What NI, as opposed to the DUP, wants, has nothing to do with it, unfortunately.

[Lang Spoon]

I’d say eyebrows Arlene would back a softer Brexit, but their habit of putting their mad wing in the Commons has severely backfired. Now crazies are wagging the dog tail and all for kicks.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Meanwhile, Starmer tweets to Coveney, talking of a customs union and SM "alignment", but even if Ireland were to accept this, it seems rather in advance of Corbyn's official position?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Keir_Star...88823609724928

Single Market allignment? What does that actually mean?

[Diable Rouge]

Single Market allignment? What does that actually mean?

Presumably external compliance with the rules and regulations of the SM.

[Diable Rouge]

Meanwhile, the Beeb provide more details, that seem to exemplify cake:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-44719576

[Tubby Isaacs]

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Owen Paterson on R4 news just now brexplaining to Jaguar-Land Rover that their Brexit fears are misplaced: “They will have access to cheaper components from all over the world and EU suppliers will be forced to compete or they will lose JLR’s business”. #LeaveLiars #twats

[Eggchaser]

Is JRM Wingco incarnate? "Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, then imitate the action of the tiger":

https://mobile.twitter.com/faisalisl...67427768807427

I assume we all end up shitting ourselves to death like Henry V?

[Diable Rouge]

Letter from 46 Tory MPs asking for a "business-friendly Brexit":

http://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1014842630625218562

[Snake Plissken]

“They will have access to cheaper components from all over the world and EU suppliers will be forced to compete or they will lose JLR’s business”

THAT’S NOT HOW FUCKING BUILDING CUSTOM STUFF WORKS!

And assuming they could do that, where would they sell it?

Jesus Christ, every single day we discover just how fucking clueless these people are.

[Diable Rouge]

https://mobile.twitter.com/faisalisl...96671946432513

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

That LK link doesn't work DR

[Eggchaser]

THAT’S NOT HOW FUCKING BUILDING CUSTOM STUFF WORKS!

And assuming they could do that, where would they sell it?

Jesus Christ, every single day we discover just how fucking clueless these people are.

You're talking about a man who confessed to being outwitted by badgers.

[Diable Rouge]

That LK link doesn't work DR

https://mobile.twitter.com/bbclaurak...07408987099136

How about now?

[Diable Rouge]

Night of the Long Knives?

https://mobile.twitter.com/SamCoates...27902075510784

[Tubby Isaacs]

Nothing's going to happen. There's not enough of them to overthrow May. That's why you see IDS and JRM on the television all the time.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Liam Fox in No.10, apparently.

"Foxy, we're staying very close to the EU so we won't be doing any big trade deals. You're abolished, old son".

We can hope.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Been thinking about those "genuine Lexiters" who used to be about.

Austin Mitchell is still in the Brexit bunker.

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British business claims to be bold and enterprising but when it comes to Brexit it behaves like a wee, timorous, cowering, creature desperate to cling to its little niche in the EU’s protected market, even though it’s loosing out there. Why?

Like Gove, he knows about it because he used to be a journalist.

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What with a Euro which can’t be made to work, a refugee crisis which cant be solved, Hungary Poland becoming authoritarian and Italy in crisis the EU has more to worry about than Brexit or Britain.Easier just to say “no” than threaten the house of cards.

Quite what refugees and Poles get from the EU collapsing, God knows. But nice variant on blaming the EU for no deal. It's their fault because "house of cards".

[Tubby Isaacs]

Fuck me, look at this old clip of Tony Benn in 1975. "We're the best customer, they need to sell us their cars and butter", so we'll get the deal that suits us best.

Pure David Davis.

https://twitter.com/PropertySpot/status/919572123202588672

[Tubby Isaacs]

More genius from Nick Timothy. Thinks the German Parliament is called the "Reichstag" and blames Merkel for "sparking" the refugee crisis.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Foxy is staying put.

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Liam Fox is apparently 'content' tonight, about the plan, having had 'personal reassurances' from the PM about ability to have an independent trade policy after the Brexiteer meeting

[Lang Spoon]

At this point I just fucking despise Britain and every cunt in Scotland or NI who wants to stay in it. Ruled by fucking idiots, willfully ignorant cunts in opposition either through idiot Lexit purity or making as nasty no FoM triangle shapes completely fucking unnecessarily if any cunt had John Curtice to talk them through basic psepholology as the worst Straw and “Dr” Reid reverse mirror Blairite cunts. Wake the fuck up youse cunts.