The Brexit Thread

[Lang Spoon]

Best win by 4 since the play-offs?

Very naughty Dunc. Who am I kidding, I was cheering my man Eriksen’s wondergoals at Nou Landsdowne, such is my hate for O’Neill’s no ball. And the wha’s like us Best Fans In the World and associated media licking itself Give It A Lash, Mart! Shite we’d be subjected to before the inevitable 1st round exit.

Oh for Scotland and its fans to be similarly tedious and jovial vomit drunk in a tournament again.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Presumably, the Farage/Redwood/Rees-Mogg wing will now kick off like nobody's business?

(And yeah, the Shinners thing isn't going to happen.)

Rees-Mogg kept saying there were problems with the Bill during the debate. But he'll likely kick off anyway.

I wonder if a few of the Government will be happy they lost.

[Duncan Gardner]

Tubbs: Aye, it's a single issue nationalist party's fault that NI voters elect single issue nationalist party MPs

Spoony: agreed the Best fans in the World thing is embarrassing. There's a photo somewhere of me, the IFA CEO and that Legion d'Honneur thing from the Euros. I'd pay good money for it to disappear

[Lang Spoon]

Bloody useless SDLP.

What did the Concerned Taigy Farmers Against Abortion Party do now?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Sounds like the Government didn't get the Labour Kippers they expected. They likely got Hoey and Stringer, but I suppose Field might have had a moment of clarity.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Commenting on the government defeat, Jeremy Corbyn said:

This defeat is a humiliating loss of authority for the government on the eve of the European council meeting.

Labour has made the case since the referendum for a meaningful vote in parliament on the terms of Britain’s withdrawal from the European Union.

Theresa May has resisted democratic accountability. Her refusal to listen means she will now have to accept parliament taking back control.

He's right. Good line.

[Diable Rouge]

What did the Concerned Taigy Farmers Against Abortion Party do now?

Sarcastic allusion by Tubbs to their lack of seats.

[Diable Rouge]

Like Tony Connelly, Faisal Islam is having a good Brexit:

https://mobile.twitter.com/faisalisl...28823746957313

[Tubby Isaacs]

Faisal Islam
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Understand it is 12 Tory rebels
Grieve
Clarke
Morgan
Stevenson
Neill
S Hammond
Heald
Soubry
Wollaston
Djanogly
Sandbach
Allen

Could easily have been a few more too. What a spectacular fuck up.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This is like the mid 90s again, except with the rebels being the sane ones instead of IDS, Redwood and Theresa Gorman.

[Tubby Isaacs]

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The point is - for anyone watching the Commons regularly - the mood of the House is changing subtly - John Mann, impeccable Vote Leave credentials also come out for Norway/ Switzerland option

That's John "those not many EU workers are killing wages in my constituency" Mann? Doesn't he know that Norway and Switzerland have the same obligations with freedom of movement?

[Lang Spoon]

Tubbs: Aye, it's a single issue nationalist party's fault that NI voters elect single issue nationalist party MPs

Spoony: agreed the Best fans in the World thing is embarrassing. There's a photo somewhere of me, the IFA CEO and that Legion d'Honneur thing from the Euros. I'd pay good money for it to disappear

Ah did youse get the Best Fans, Official award in France and not Mexico? Haha. Scotland got that in Sweden 92 for some drunk kilted Malcolm sexually harassing a Swedish Lady Cop (kissing her cheek through the mesh cage at the touchline).

[Diable Rouge]

Stephen Hammond has been sacked as Tory Vice-Chairman.

[Lang Spoon]

Beautiful, now he’s on the outside pissing in. And he’ll know more than most just how clueless these wanks are.

[ursus arctos]

Wait a minute

You support the Republic?

Hoe does that work?

[Diable Rouge]

I see Hannan, Carswell and Farage are already spitting fire.

[Diable Rouge]

Wait a minute

You support the Republic?

Hoe does that work?

Lang lives in the RoI now.

[Lang Spoon]

Wait a minute

You support the Republic?

Hoe does that work?

IFA is the Nordie FA if you mean Dunc, Ursus. I wish Ireland well (usually) after not too far off two decades here, but can never escape Scotland. Unfortunately.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I see Hannan, Carswell and Farage are already spitting fire.

Carswell, having wanked about as a "Parliamentarian" for years warned a Tory waverer he was "putting Corbyn in". Which is not at all how a party hack would speak, oh no.

And he left the "party" years ago anyway.

[E10 Rifle]

Nadine Dorries is calling for DESELECTIONS. Look! A BULLY!

[Tubby Isaacs]

Beautiful, now he’s on the outside pissing in. And he’ll know more than most just how clueless these wanks are.

I think there are several vice chairmen, and they're not usually considered part of the payroll. So it's incredibly petty. They did the same when one of their semi-competent wonks, Jesse Norman, rebelled on Syria. He lost his job in Cameron's policy team.

[E10 Rifle]

Another gem from Dorries on the Twitters:

I’ve been a rebel myself, but never when a Marxist government was knocking at the door.

Ha ha ha. Rattled much?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Isn't it funny how rebellions in the past are always different?

[Tubby Isaacs]

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Very disappointed to no longer be Vice Chairman of the Conservative Party for London. It was a huge honour and I'll continue to campaign across our capital in the run up to the Borough elections next year.

Might be a good thing to keep your prints off the likely borough elections bloodbath, Stephen.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Fuck, Dorries complaining about Dominic Grieve having a (non partisan) committee chairmanship. Apparently, the job should go to someone "loyal". Really getting scrutiny there, Nadine.