Brenda

[Guy Profumo]

Apparently "too ill" to attend the service at Sandringham

I'll bet my house on her being well enough to bowl up at 3pm this afternoon when she's on triple time.

[Sean of the Shed]

Brenda

It was recorded weeks ago, so she's going to look a picture of health. They've probably got ten more in the bank for future Christmases, so she should be able to keep spitting out rhymes long after she's forgotten who she is or her crown has fallen off completely.

[Lang Spoon]

Brenda

I wonder if they will delay announcing her passing like the Politburo with Andropov when Her Maj pops her Royal clogs.

They'll probably have to call a Cobra meeting to discuss the implications of unleashing Charles III upon the world. Please god he'll take after Charles I in being a useless bastard.

Mind you, The way things are going E&W would prob just elect Farage as the first President of the Republic.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Brenda

Where is QE2 on the evil-o-meter?

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Brenda

Hard to say. She's just a front of house person for a very nasty establishment.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Brenda

The Awesome Berbaslug!!! wrote: Hard to say. She's just a front of house person for a very nasty establishment.

You are David Icke and I claim my £5.

[Lang Spoon]

Brenda

I thought that was Simon Schama at the bottom of Stumpy's cuntometer for a second. Cos that fatuous wee gimp deserves at least a 6 for his services to oversimplified god bless the March of UK Progress Whig BBC narrative history bollocks. He gets my blood pressure up almost as much as that Dan Snow prick.

[Satchmo Distel]

Brenda

Cilla is deceased so should be perhaps retired from the meter?

Brenda must be in a dead pool race with her spouse, who is 95. If they both make it, their 70th wedding anniversary is on Nov 20th next year (maybe a day off work?).

[Sean of the Shed]

Brenda

That lazy pair of cunts get enough days off work. If they want a day off they can book a fucking day's annual leave like the rest of us.