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    Sounds fun. How exactly can there be any unity now?

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      Well if everyone would just do as they're told! We'd all be united. Right?

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        look at dominic cumming's face, and remember he's posing for a photograph. i'm not sure what evil or bad looks like exactly but i know this is not "good"!

        Et Ville C`est? wrote: Let's help this go 'viral', eh? Even if it *is* a bit after the fact.

        He's still Gove's advisor.

        http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/apr/20/accuracy-is-for-snake-oil-pussies-vote-leaves-campaign-director-defies-mps

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          Lang Spoon wrote: Bullied mercilessly at school according to the Eye (chants of GoveBusters! ringing round a posh Aberdein schoolyard). For once I feel an empathy with the bullies. He could only have been an unbearable precocious wee nyaff.
          He's got a head made for dunking down the toilet.

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            Kryvbas Gripper Rih wrote: Stolen from twitter:

            What a catalyst you turned out to be. Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea.
            I like this.

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              This is new to me, so sorry if old for you:

              Surreal clip of the young Gove.

              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5F212quQ1KI

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                MsD wrote: This is new to me, so sorry if old for you:

                Surreal clip of the young Gove.

                https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5F212quQ1KI
                Wait... what?

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                  Can't get on the tubes right now, is that Gove on the Press and Journal picket line? A Douce Doric Woody Guthrie.

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                    Lang Spoon wrote:
                    Originally posted by The Awesome Berbaslug!!!


                    an early photograph of Lang spoon and Slightly Brown with some classmates.
                    Naah, none of the wee lads are ginga bastards (auburn! Yis cunts. Never forgive, never forget).
                    I once met a girl from dundee and her dad worked in DC thompson. apparently they were overlooking a playground, and that was where they got a lot of their inspiration for the bash st kids from. Her dad also was one of the people who created Bananaman.

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                      A genius, a true star. Put him on the new Scots Mark (not pissing about here: Bananaman ain't nothing to fuck with).

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                        Presuming the "GoveBusters" taunt was a reference to Ghostbusters, which came out in 1984, that would mean Gove was getting bullied at age 17, which is a wee bit old and makes me doubt the story. But then again, this is Scotland...

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                          The Awesome Berbaslug!!! wrote:
                          Originally posted by Lang Spoon
                          Originally posted by The Awesome Berbaslug!!!


                          an early photograph of Lang spoon and Slightly Brown with some classmates.
                          Naah, none of the wee lads are ginga bastards (auburn! Yis cunts. Never forgive, never forget).
                          I once met a girl from dundee and her dad worked in DC thompson. apparently they were overlooking a playground, and that was where they got a lot of their inspiration for the bash st kids from. Her dad also was one of the people who created Bananaman.
                          That may be true, but Leo Baxendale — who created The Bash Street Kids, Little Plum and Minnie the Minx — invented all of them in Preston before Thomson moved him to Dundee.

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                            hah, small children are the same the world over.

                            the one I could never get my head around was the Jocks and the geordies. Now I appreciate their efforts to keep the border wars alive, but I always thought that jocks was a bit Greavsiesque for a scottish drawn cartoon.

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                              Et Ville C`est? wrote:
                              Originally posted by MsD
                              This is new to me, so sorry if old for you:

                              Surreal clip of the young Gove.

                              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5F212quQ1KI
                              Wait... what?
                              Aha seen it now, that's full on Rick Moranis Gove in his peacock splendour. Fucking hell what a weirdo. Was that the show where Alan Clark went full on racist bongo bongo land guff? Seem to remember Baddiel doing an "edgy" pro porn think to camera as well. Have no memory of the boy Gove though. Small mercies.

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                                Why does Gove running mean Johnson can't run? I thought Johnson was popular amongst those who decide the leader. Does Gove running ruin that?

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                                  jwdidier27 wrote: Presuming the "GoveBusters" taunt was a reference to Ghostbusters, which came out in 1984, that would mean Gove was getting bullied at age 17, which is a wee bit old and makes me doubt the story. But then again, this is Scotland...
                                  Aye it reeks a bit of drunken fabrication getting respectable in print. But definitely seen bullying/ostracisation in sixth year high school, can imagine worse in a fee paying school for a scholarship toad faced interloper.

                                  But as you say, maybe it's just a Sweaty thing. Americans though when met after their bagging onto Erasmus courses often seemed to have fine reminisces of torturing the weak/being tortured from only a few years prior to hitting Europe for legal drinking.

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                                      Chris Grayling is Theresa May's campaign manager and would likely have a key role in a May government - probably leading the Brexit negotiations. Chris Grayling! It's almost enough to make you hope for a Fox win.

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                                        Nicked off the radio, but The Sly Who Goved Me.

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                                          And don't forget that Gove is mentally incompetent - he thinks it's possible for everyone to be "above average"

                                          https://twitter.com/EoinShardlut/status/748461377782591489

                                          "I can't remember" suggests he struggles with memory retention too.

                                          (& while here, can we knock it off with the smearing of Rick Moranis please?)

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                                            jwdidier27 wrote: May is a horrible Tory of course, but she is the least worst option in my mind, and I can't help thinking that if a man had held down the Home Office reasonably effectively for 10 years, he would be held in much higher esteem than she seems to be.
                                            In fairness, you could say the same of Theresa May herself (she's 'only' been there for six years).

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                                              Spectacular bullshit by Gove right now.

                                              Suddenly cares about vocational education.

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                                                The Tory MP for Wyre and Preston North is on Twitter threatening to cut Gove's penis off.

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                                                  Do you have a link for that?

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                                                    Presuming the "GoveBusters" taunt was a reference to Ghostbusters, which came out in 1984, that would mean Gove was getting bullied at age 17, which is a wee bit old and makes me doubt the story. But then again, this is Scotland...
                                                    Gove is a decade older than me and I avoid conflict, but he still makes me want to bully him.

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