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    What a shame for poor Mr Gove. Idiot.

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      ha ha ha. Gove is such a loser he's ended up way behind a junior ministerial mediocrity who's been caught out making her CV up.

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        Leadsom reminds me of the Pauline character in the recent BBC Two sitcom Mum.

        Bet she's just like that.

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          Leadsom's faith school exchange with Uganda.

          Buzzfeed rip into her.

          Buzzfeed occasionally, fucking rule.

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            Everybody must absolutely despise Gove for him to have got that few votes.

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              Theresa May



              Anna Wing/Lou Beale

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                I hope we are moving to a time when faith based bigoted fuckwits are roundly despised (even by Tory types). Though I suppose folk in the late 18th must have thought the power of idiocy was waning. And then came the great evangelical cancer...

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                  La Hyde puts the boot in

                  Even in the final hour, Gove was vainly trying to make the leap from character actor to leading man. A Spectator interview found him glossing the Boris knifing thus: “I compare it to a group of people standing outside a collapsing building, wondering who is going to rescue a child inside. I thought: well, I don’t think I’ve got either the strength or the speed for this, but as I looked around, I thought, God, I’m at least as strong and at least as fast as the others. I’ve got to tryto save the child.” Spoken like the world’s creepiest arsonist.

                  Laughing from the upstairs windows of the inferno, we must assume, are the psychopathic babysitters Theresa May and Andrea Leadsom, only one of whom will emerge from the burning temple as the mother of dragons. All then shall kneel.

                  Still, at least Gove has achieved his repeatedly stated ambition of not wanting to be prime minister. It looked touch-and-go for a bit, what with there being one key group Michael had yet to formally alienate in the course of his treachery accumulator: namely, Conservative party members.

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                    Beautiful.

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                      Leadsom to win it then....

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                        If you think that is likely, it's time to short sterling.

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                          The fucker has a chance. The fear of UKIP entryists mightn't be too far off... If the Tories suddenly report growing membership after years of decline then god help us all from the Thatcher years reboot. Where there is discord may we bring harmony...

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                            I am paying attention to what Banks is saying with his polls. There is this sense of dread that the Tory membership will fall for that fluff...

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                              Like you, I think Banks is extremely dangerous.

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                                Moonlight shadow wrote: Leadsom to win it then....
                                To be fair, it would be an apt end to this entire fuqing farce.

                                Her "big economic speech" was pretty much a rendition of We are the World, but with less concrete detail

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                                  Saw her on Channel 4 news, she was squirming when asked about her CV but did better on the God question when asked if God had ever spoken to her.

                                  Is she going to publish her tax returns? I think they'll be as creative as her CV.

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                                    The Tory Party members are going to go with Leadsom. They're the same ones who all voted Brexit. Johnson and Farage are backing her.

                                    Run for the fucking hills.

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                                      May should win. The members learnt from choosing IDS in 2001.

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                                        Again Tubs, a certain George Galloway quote comes to mind. That's one general and one ref you were super sure of. I hope to Christ you're back on form this time.

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                                          I'm coming to think of Andrea Leadsom as a cheap, street market knock-off version of Carly Fiorina created in a British sweatshop now free from Europe's quality control and copyright regulations.

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                                            Leave.Eu polling put her ahead...and someone took a pic on tube of what looks like her campaign notes. Essentially a UKip manifesto...war on pc, etc

                                            And trigger art 50 in September...

                                            Shared pic on FB/Twitter, see if I can put it here

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                                              Oh good god no. I'm too young for Dignitas.

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                                                I think provided a Brexiter gets the Brexit job, May is OK.

                                                Leicester, dead certs for relegation.

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                                                  Genuinely concerned, it is clear to me Leadsom is a puppet in the hands of darker forces. She is utterly inane and a danger to this country.

                                                  Imagine having to hope that the Daily Mail can have influence on this...

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                                                    Rogin le fan du fauteuil wrote: The Tory Party members are going to go with Leadsom.
                                                    Tory identifying voters voted 58-42% for Brexit, or something like that, didn't they? It is still a massively divided party on that score.

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