1. i am famine-proof
2. i am somewhat buoyant
3. my psychic defences of hiding my utter shame behind a facade of being extra jocular mean i am always the life and soul of the party
4. besides being fat, i'm tall and broad across the shoulders, so people tend not to pick fights with me. if you never saw me topless, you might not even think i was so hideously obese
5. er..
6. that's it
anyone else have excuses for being a buttersneak?
2. i am somewhat buoyant
3. my psychic defences of hiding my utter shame behind a facade of being extra jocular mean i am always the life and soul of the party
4. besides being fat, i'm tall and broad across the shoulders, so people tend not to pick fights with me. if you never saw me topless, you might not even think i was so hideously obese
5. er..
6. that's it
anyone else have excuses for being a buttersneak?
Comment