How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

[Mumpo]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

Not going quite so well as planned...

Clean for the Queen campaign accused of using racist term

[N est à?]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

Ha ha.

I see Adrian Evans is now referred to as the 'campaign director' rather than chief executive, as previously.

[Benjm]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

Launching a mass participation event in partnership with, erm, Country Life magazine suggests that Keep Britain Tidy might more usefully have printed up posters saying Shit and Shinola, Ma'am, with helpful illustrations.

[Guy Profumo]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

Mumpo wrote: Not going quite so well as planned...

Clean for the Queen campaign accused of using racist term

Except "Spic and Span" isn't. It's got a different etymology, and predates the racial slur for people of Latino descent.

[MsD]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

She ain't no human being. And as if she or Boris do their own fucking cleaning. Fuck them all, and fuck "gratitude" to her. Wish I'd been close enough to headbutt the old bat now, rather than just staring her out. But hey, I stayed out of Holloway.

If we turned Boris upside down, we could use him as a mop or a toilet brush.

As I'm now in the tshirt business*, I am considering a new design but don't know if they're worth the bother.

* amongst other things.

[WOM]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

Are you hawking bootleg merch outside of gigs now?

[Guy Profumo]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

MsD wrote: She ain't no human being. And as if she or Boris do their own fucking cleaning. Fuck them all, and fuck "gratitude" to her. Wish I'd been close enough to headbutt the old bat now, rather than just staring her out. But hey, I stayed out of Holloway.

If we turned Boris upside down, we could use him as a mop or a toilet brush.

As I'm now in the tshirt business*, I am considering a new design but don't know if they're worth the bother.

* amongst other things.

Really?

Surely to quote Krusty the Klown, "aaargh. The T-shirt concession. That's the sweetest nut."

[Guy Profumo]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

WOM wrote: Are you hawking bootleg merch outside of gigs now?

It would appear she's David Icke…

MsD wrote:
She ain't no human being.

[MsD]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

WOM wrote: Are you hawking bootleg merch outside of gigs now?

No, we're more exclusive than that.

And that's a Pistols lyric, Guy.

I am working on something with the Queen's image at the moment, funnily enough, so wouldn't be hard to adapt it for a limited run.

[treibeis]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

You could make a T-shirt with a pair of knockers and "Ship-shape and Bristol fashion, Ma'am" on it.

All right, maybe not.

[MsD]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

I have the Sex/Seditionaries "tits" acetates (the films for screen printing) so could do you a custom one-off for about £100.

Currently selling limited edition tshirts for St Patrick's Day at £30 a pop.

[ursus arctos]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

PPV did a line of t-shirts, as well.

I wouldn't think there's any reason to fear overlap of your customer bases.

[MsD]

How's Clean for the Queen going then everyone?

Venn Diagram!