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    So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

    I sincerely apologise for my behaviour, and warrant not to repeat the transgression.

    #2
    So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

    I have some documents here for you to sign...

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      #3
      So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

      Have you been away?

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        #4
        So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

        WOM wrote: I have some documents here for you to sign...
        I'm prepared to await a full meeting of the membership cttee.

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          #5
          So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

          So how long are you stopping this time?
          Do we need to make a bed up?

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            #6
            So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

            It's up to the cabal of 33rd-degree OTFers to decide.

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              #7
              So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

              Guy Potger wrote: I sincerely apologise for my behaviour, and warrant not to repeat the transgression.
              Singular? Re-education camp has gone soft ...

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                #8
                So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                TonTon wrote: Have you been away?
                Dat's cold.

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                  #9
                  So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                  O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved OTF.

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                    #10
                    So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                    Stumpy Pepys wrote:
                    O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved OTF.
                    Always did.

                    (Though I reckoned myself more a Syme than a Parsons)

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                      #11
                      So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                      You can become a force for good in the community, Guy, helping the youth to learn from your mistakes rather than repeat them in an endless cycle.

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                        #12
                        So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                        Benjm wrote: You can become a force for good in the community, Guy, helping the youth to learn from your mistakes rather than repeat them in an endless cycle.
                        In that case I'll have to change my name to "Guy Profumo"

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                          #13
                          So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                          Welcome back, you old bugger.

                          Was up in that Yorkshire on Saturday. As we crossed the county line between Wetherby and Harrogate, all the potholes disappeared. Who said local govt was fcuked?

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                            #14
                            So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                            I have no idea what any of this means.

                            Ah well.

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                              #15
                              So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                              He flounced.

                              He's returned.

                              He's from Yorkshire and well-read.

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                                #16
                                So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                Duncan Gardner wrote: He flounced.

                                He's returned.

                                He's from Yorkshire and well-read.
                                Is that from a Morrissey song?

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                                  #17
                                  So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                  If you pronounced the last '-ed' in those first two lines, that would make a great terrace chant.

                                  Well, a passable one.

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                                    #18
                                    So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                    This all kicked off when I was on OTF paternity leave. What in the name of God's arse happened?

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                                      #19
                                      So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                      Guy got a bit sulky with Tubbs, then decided that he'd gone too far, so he left. No-one quite knew why.

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                                        #20
                                        So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                        Duncan Gardner wrote: Welcome back, you old bugger.

                                        Was up in that Yorkshire on Saturday. As we crossed the county line between Wetherby and Harrogate, all the potholes disappeared. Who said local govt was fcuked?
                                        In which direction? N -> W, or W -> N?

                                        (West Yorks still has better road surfaces than South Yorks, it's a truism in these parts that passengers in cars know when they've crossed over from Derbyshire because the vehicle they're in is suddenly beset by the suspension straining at the leash)

                                        OATA, is the similarly named gentleman to you at Stourbridge Town any relation btw?

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                                          So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                          Guy Profumo wrote:
                                          Originally posted by Duncan Gardner
                                          Welcome back, you old bugger.

                                          Was up in that Yorkshire on Saturday. As we crossed the county line between Wetherby and Harrogate, all the potholes disappeared. Who said local govt was fcuked?
                                          In which direction? N -> W, or W -> N?

                                          (West Yorks still has better road surfaces than South Yorks, it's a truism in these parts that passengers in cars know when they've crossed over from Derbyshire because the vehicle they're in is suddenly beset by the suspension straining at the leash)

                                          OATA, is the similarly named gentleman to you at Stourbridge Town any relation btw?
                                          Similarly North Yorks roads are better still. Wetherby comes under Leeds Borough, who are shit. Travel from Wetherby to Harrogate as Dunc says, or similarly to York past the racecourse, and you can tell the county boundary simply by the road surface and markings.

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                                            So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                            Sean of the Shed wrote:
                                            Originally posted by Guy Profumo
                                            Originally posted by Duncan Gardner
                                            Welcome back, you old bugger.

                                            Was up in that Yorkshire on Saturday. As we crossed the county line between Wetherby and Harrogate, all the potholes disappeared. Who said local govt was fcuked?
                                            In which direction? N -> W, or W -> N?

                                            (West Yorks still has better road surfaces than South Yorks, it's a truism in these parts that passengers in cars know when they've crossed over from Derbyshire because the vehicle they're in is suddenly beset by the suspension straining at the leash)

                                            OATA, is the similarly named gentleman to you at Stourbridge Town any relation btw?
                                            Similarly North Yorks roads are better still. Wetherby comes under Leeds Borough, who are shit. Travel from Wetherby to Harrogate as Dunc says, or similarly to York past the racecourse, and you can tell the county boundary simply by the road surface and markings.
                                            'Tis what I suspected.

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                                              #23
                                              So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                              Apparently you get paid a fortune for doing the white line down there.

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                                                #24
                                                So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                                san2sboro wrote: Apparently you get paid a fortune for doing the white line down there.
                                                You might as well, in that case.

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                                                  #25
                                                  So. Am I allowed back in on probation?

                                                  Has Sloper agreed to this return?

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