"Why can't we do that here?"
Sorry Inca. This guy's been trained to spot a stall-pee type at 20 paces. If he sees your shoes pointing toward the bowl after the door is shut, he reefs you out - over the door - by your collar and explains, in no uncertain terms, that a fucking urinal is used for fucking urinating and a toilet is for sitting upon, and that you'd be wise to remember that next time, you hear?
Sorry Inca. This guy's been trained to spot a stall-pee type at 20 paces. If he sees your shoes pointing toward the bowl after the door is shut, he reefs you out - over the door - by your collar and explains, in no uncertain terms, that a fucking urinal is used for fucking urinating and a toilet is for sitting upon, and that you'd be wise to remember that next time, you hear?
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