I think everything is crap

[Jesus]

Seriously, bring up one single thing, anything and I'll tell you why it's crap in one way or the other.

[Kevin S]

I think everything is crap

Spoons

[Jesus]

I think everything is crap

Right, spoons.

I'll give them the novelty factor, or maybe not.

Once you've been sat there listening to them hipsters trying to sound like hillbillies and especially that cunt not even able to play a two-string instrument, all he does is twat two spoons against his thigh in a rattle, you realize that this is a shit band where the worst part of it is the bloke sat back there doing nothing beyond bollocking two tight-held spoons together you’d wish he punched his face with.

Fucking hate spoons in music.

[Jesus]

I think everything is crap

[Jesus]

I think everything is crap

You know, instead of I being the anti magic 8 ball, why not pass this forward?

I challenge thee next one whomever you might be to write as hatefully as you can about...

... chairs

[linus]

I think everything is crap

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/sep/15/is-sitting-down-bad-for-my-health

[Jesus]

I think everything is crap

Well? Now you.

[Glass Half Empty]

I think everything is crap

I know I haven't got a clue who or what you are but if your viewpoint on the world is that negative and If this thread isn't a joke I would think that you need to do some urgent re-thinking of your life. You could start by volunteering for this lot. http://www.crisis.org.uk

[Jah Womble]

I think everything is crap

Well, Mr Christ, isn't it all your fault if it is?

It's your birthday in a couple of weeks, lighten up. (Or light up.)

[linus]

I think everything is crap

OK, J, how about this one:

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

I think everything is crap

Well, AC Milan patently are crap. Mid-table for years now, still traumatized by the shock of coming out drunk for the second half against Liverpool in 2005 and losing that final.

No, if we're looking for something Jesus will never be able to bring himself to say is a load of old crap, I'd go for ...

Paolo Maldini.

[EIM]

I think everything is crap

"I know I haven't got a clue who or what you are but if your viewpoint on the world is that negative..."

Says Mr Glass Half Empty.

[Glass Half Empty]

I think everything is crap

I wondered who would be first to pick that up

[Vulgarian Visigoth]

I think everything is crap

linus wrote: OK, J, how about this one:

Is he...? The thought crossed my mind, but the style is different...

[EIM]

I think everything is crap

Everything is crap these days. Every morning I wake up a little further into a spiral of despair. I'm currently torn between wanting to punch people in their face, and crawl up in a ball and cry for a year. Still, I got given a free ticket for Saint Etienne tomorrow night in the best venue in town, so that'll be nice for a bit.

Spoons are alright. So are chairs.