Jah Womble wrote: Anyone who tries to claim that nuts and chocolate aren't perfect bedfellows seriously needs to reevaluate his entire existence.
When I was a child, my mother worked in a chocolate factory. The staff discount was very generous, so she'd bring home sacks (literally) of sweet stuff that she'd bought for about ten pence.
One of this factory's most popular products was chocolate-covered nuts. I think they went by the ill-chosen name of Knobs.
The chocolate tasted like cooking chocolate that had been down the back of a sofa for a month. The nuts tasted like burnt toast.
I know it was the quality of the ingredients, rather than the combination, that made these things taste shit. It still doesn't make the chocolate-nut memories any less painful, though.
treibeis wrote:
That's another thing about turning 40. You can remember ancient chocolate adverts, but you can't remember to get up and go to the lavatory before starting to urinate.
I notice that there is no reply to what a snow-scent candle might smell like.
People who decide to start a business where the core element is candles and scent are probably the most likely to get ripped off by a TV-pastor. So they can shove their snow-smell up where it often smells a lot.
Ginger Yellow wrote: On the plus side, the Treasury is consulting on changes to the tax regime which would render such schemes basically useless.
Meaning Mondelez might look to increase revenue elsewhere, perhaps by further cuts to UK production/staff, or worse, making Dairy Milk bars even "rounder"... f*ckers.
Speaking of tax policy, Gideon has just appointed Angela Knight head of the "Office of Tax Simplification". That'll be Angela Knight, former head of the British Bankers Association and current chief lobbyist for the energy industry.
More tax policy! Stop me if it's getting too exciting.
Yahoo is no longer going to spin off its Alibaba stake, which is worth far more than Yahoo itself and would probably create a huge capital gains liability. Instead, it's going to spin off everything other than Alibaba. Don't ask me why that makes any difference.
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