I apologise in advance to the vegetarians, whose cause is one I admire and am working towards since embracing the chickpea. But this is a thread about chicken wings, my current favourite food.
It's weird because just the other week I was sat in Wetherspoons (don't judge, I was with some antifa anti-capitalist types, and if it's gravy for them, I'll lift my boycott) and two lads were waxing lyrical about wings. "They're better than pizza." said one. "They're better than.... chicken wraps even!"
How I patronised him with his frame of references. But do you know what? They ARE better than chicken wraps. Better than pizza? Well let's not get ahead of ourselves.
"And if you get tired of the hot sauce..." added his mate, "You can dip in the cooling mayo."
Options, people. Never underestimate the power of options. Hot sauce AND mayo. Maybe blue cheese dip if you're feeling a little lotto millionaire Mike Carroll.
So, people, add your chicken wing stories or poems here.
Kind regards
EIM.
It's weird because just the other week I was sat in Wetherspoons (don't judge, I was with some antifa anti-capitalist types, and if it's gravy for them, I'll lift my boycott) and two lads were waxing lyrical about wings. "They're better than pizza." said one. "They're better than.... chicken wraps even!"
How I patronised him with his frame of references. But do you know what? They ARE better than chicken wraps. Better than pizza? Well let's not get ahead of ourselves.
"And if you get tired of the hot sauce..." added his mate, "You can dip in the cooling mayo."
Options, people. Never underestimate the power of options. Hot sauce AND mayo. Maybe blue cheese dip if you're feeling a little lotto millionaire Mike Carroll.
So, people, add your chicken wing stories or poems here.
Kind regards
EIM.
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