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[EIM]

Farridge walking out to The Final Countdown by Europe. Some cock suggesting the smoking ban has damaged more communities than the pit closures. Lots of old people talking about tea and sandwiches. Lots of young people who will never, ever have sex with another person. LukeR, possibly.

What a ridiculous circus this is. It'd be funny if it weren't somehow shaping our political landscape. Anyone else got anything to say about it? No? Good.

Fuck off, Ukip.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Katie "Fucking" Hopkins is there, which gives you an idea of the kind of unbridled arsehole UKIP attracts.

[EIM]

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The Cath Kidston Nick Griffin? Ein volk, ein reich, ein arschloch.

[WOM]

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That Hopkins has a face you wouldn't soon tire of kicking.

(Not to be misinterpreted as a violence against women type thing.)

[Toby Gymshorts]

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In other unbridled arsehole news...

Christ on a bike (which would actually be quite a cool tattoo, unlike this one).

[Calvert]

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Europe.
Final Countdowm.
Hmmmm.

Meanwhile...

Lots of young people who will never, ever have sex with another person. LukeR, possibly.

Hahahahahaha

[Calvert]

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Looks like someone has already kicked the face off yer woman with the tattoo.

punk band, the Cure

Time for another hahahahahahaha!, I fancy.

[caja-dglh]

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A Tattoo of punk band the Cure on her other arm. Hobbes will be proud.

[ursus arctos]

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Reportedly loads of them were stranded at the station yesterday because virtually all of the taxi drivers had taken Eid off.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Which is, of course, unutterably fucking brilliant.

[Come along, Min]

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EIM wrote:
Lots of young people who will never, ever have sex with another person. Luke R, possibly.

hi-tec lover, you're their ambassador, dunlop too

[GCostanza]

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What?

Stick to the day job.

[Come along, Min]

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I know when I beat, *taps out*

zinged again

[Toby Gymshorts]

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That went well.

[Guy Profumo]

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Toby Gymshorts wrote: In other unbridled arsehole news...

Christ on a bike (which would actually be quite a cool tattoo, unlike this one).

Better as a child's bedside decorative ornament, surely...

[hobbes]

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caja-dglh wrote: A Tattoo of punk band the Cure on her other arm. Hobbes will be proud.

Fuck me. If Fat Bob got wind of that he'd be round her gaff with a hacksaw to lop her arm off.

[Guy Profumo]

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"It's the immgrunts..."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-blames-immigrants-for-ukip-being-unpopular-in-london-10516604.html

[tuckwat]

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The reason that no one in London votes ukip is because ukip are a bunch of racist cunts.

[MsD]

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Hopkins Thing is usually full of opinions, but had nothing to say on Piggate, I notice from her Twitter feed.

Presumably didn't want to upset Hameron or her new employers at the Mail.

[Guy Profumo]

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tuckwat wrote: The reason that no one in London votes ukip is because ukip are a bunch of racist cunts.

So how come they vote UKIP in Stocksbridge and Rotherham...

[tuckwat]

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Is that a rhetorical question ? Because I have no idea why anyone would vote ukip except out of some imaginary fear of people that aren't white and English.

[Guy Profumo]

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tuckwat wrote: Is that a rhetorical question ? Because I have no idea why anyone would vote ukip except out of some imaginary fear of people that aren't white and English.

Or they are cunts who want to own handguns.

Or they are just cunts.

[Evariste Euler Gauss]

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Presumably didn't want to upset Hameron or her new employers at the Mail

Eh? The Mail wants to keep piggate quiet does it?

[Guy Profumo]

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Evariste Euler Gauss wrote:

Presumably didn't want to upset Hameron or her new employers at the Mail

Eh? The Mail wants to keep piggate quiet does it?

I thought The Mile didn't like Cameron as he wasn't "their man"?

[MsD]

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No, but her opinion (I'd guess) is that killjoys have it in for Dave etc.