Come gather children, I have a story to tell

[Jesus]

A Jew, a Muslim, a Christian, one Hindu and a Buddhist together with a heathen, they walk into a bar. A few minutes later a Jehova, a Mormon..

...oh, fuck it! I can't keep up with this shit anymore. You finish the joke.

[WOM]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

I dedicate an entire humour thread to you and this is how you repay me? Judas my ass...

[Borracho]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

I've sussed who Jesus is (so to speak). But I'll keep it under my hat for now.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Is he (or she) Hans Christian Andersen?

[ad hoc]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Yes, I have a fairly good idea too. I fear the joke is already wearing a bit thin.

[EIM]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

The answer will be revealed on Pay Per View.

[Diable Rouge]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

EIM wrote: The answer will be revealed on Pay Per View.

Jésus, enough already!

[WOM]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

EIM wrote: The answer will be revealed on Pay Per View.

Al. Capone's. Vault.

[Fussbudget]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

It's everyone's favourite UKIP voter Luke R, isn't it. Or are we not supposed to name names yet?

[treibeis]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Fussbudget wrote: It's everyone's favourite UKIP voter Luke R, isn't it. Or are we not supposed to name names yet?

No, I don't think it is. The clue's in EIM's post.

[ad hoc]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Indeed

[ursus arctos]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Quite

[Fussbudget]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Aaaah got it, ta. Easily mixed up, them two.

[Patrick Thistle]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

No worries Fussbudget I thought it would be Luke and then re-read EIM.

Someone should tell him it's Jehovah. With a h. Spelling it wrong might get you a thunderbolt like.

[sw2borshch]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Not a Second Coming of Wyatt then. Sniff.

[Jesus]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

I don't know who Luke here is, but I do know a Luke, a bloke from Syria, and perhaps I'm easilly mistaken for him.

No idea why, though.

[Come along, Min]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Been quite busy today and this week. Drinking a Staropramen, heating a tomato & mozzarella pasta bake & garlic ciabatta and letting breath a Cimarosa Shiraz-Cabernet-Sauvignon.

Wonder if Jesus knows where I shop?

[WOM]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

If you collect Air Miles, everyone knows.

[MsD]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

I feel a bit like Jesus :-( on my way out with hairpins really digging into my head, but if I take one out the whole lot will fall down.

[ursus arctos]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

But just think what the relic trade will do for your heirs' financial wherewithal.

[MsD]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Moi? I have no heirs. Airs and graces, maybe.

Managed to push the whole thing back a bit, which has eased the pain, my eyebrows have had to go north with it.

[WOM]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Weathered barn-board is so 2014. Weathered crucifix is where I'm going for 2015 (AD).

[WOM]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

MsD wrote: ... my eyebrows have had to go north with it.

"Try to look surprised, darling..."

[Jesus]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

Jongudmund wrote: No worries Fussbudget I thought it would be Luke and then re-read EIM.

Someone should tell him it's Jehovah. With a h. Spelling it wrong might get you a thunderbolt like.

Or Jehovah, with an h?

[Patrick Thistle]

Come gather children, I have a story to tell

With a haitch.