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    I come in peace

    That's about it.

    #2
    I come in peace

    Did he say "peace", or "peas"?

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      #3
      I come in peace

      Whatever makes you chuckle, I'm here behind you.

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        #4
        I come in peace

        Who's this Greek that's going to inherit the Earth?

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          #5
          I come in peace

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            #6
            I come in peace

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              #7
              I come in peace

              Guy Potger wrote: Who's this Greek that's going to inherit the Earth?
              Thank God they are last in their European Championship's qualifier group. Dad and I have been pretty bored by their presence anywhere and everywhere.

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                #8
                I come in peace

                Jesus wrote:
                Originally posted by Guy Potger
                Who's this Greek that's going to inherit the Earth?
                Thank God they are last in their European Championship's qualifier group. Dad and I have been pretty bored by their presence anywhere and everywhere.
                Have you fallen out with your insubstantial little friend, The Holy Ghost?

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                  #9
                  I come in peace

                  gavc23 wrote:
                  Yes, but what's a crude approximation of Terry Venables got to do with it?

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                    #10
                    I come in peace

                    Guy Potger wrote:
                    Originally posted by Jesus
                    Originally posted by Guy Potger
                    Who's this Greek that's going to inherit the Earth?
                    Thank God they are last in their European Championship's qualifier group. Dad and I have been pretty bored by their presence anywhere and everywhere.
                    Have you fallen out with your insubstantial little friend, The Holy Ghost?
                    the Holy Ghost was a fluke. We have much better CGI now.

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                      #11
                      I come in peace

                      What's all this then?

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                        #12
                        I come in peace

                        Release Roderick.

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                          #13
                          I come in peace

                          Was it something I said?

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                            #14
                            I come in peace

                            We don't like Roderick. It sounds way too much like someone daft in Blackadder.

                            We like names like Conrad and Zaki Badou, much more.

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                              #15
                              I come in peace

                              Pontius, you owe me five quid, you bastard!

                              Remeber the chippy we went to and you were short of a fiver? It was never returned, cunt!

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                                #16
                                I come in peace

                                I did a wonderful Pontius Pilate a couple of times in junior school plays. My hands were badly chapped at the end of it all, mind.

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                                  #17
                                  I come in peace

                                  san2sboro wrote: I did a wonderful Pontius Pilate a couple of times in junior school plays. My hands were badly chapped at the end of it all, mind.
                                  In 1973, one of the teachers at primary school suggested that, rather than using a doll to represent Baby Jesus, the nativity play should feature a real-life pupil in swaddling clothes.

                                  As I was very small for my age, there was a distinct possibility that I'd be on the shortlist.

                                  Thankfully, my father got wind of the idea and put his foot down.

                                  (It was the Jesus bit that he objected to rather than the fact that his only son would be humiliated by wearing a nappy in front of hundreds of people. If the role of, I don't know, Joe Gormley's son had been up for grabs, my father would have said yes like a shot. He'd probably have crocheted the nappy himself.)

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                                    #18
                                    I come in peace

                                    I did a wonderful Pontius Pilate a couple of times in junior school plays. My hands were badly chapped at the end of it all, mind.

                                    But you got your Pilate's licence, that's the main thing (gets pelted with rotten vegetables).

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                                      #19
                                      I come in peace

                                      In the RAF one of the, I suppose, meme's is remarking that somebody that has been in the service so long joined when Pontius was a pilate.

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