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[Satchmo Distel]

Dick Morrissey claims someone groped him at airport

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jul/31/morrissey-sex-assault-airport-security-san-francisco

The Grauniad page unfortunately also contains a link to one of the worst opinion pieces I have ever read, by someone called Caroline Codswallop:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/19/bigmouth-morrissey-strikes-again

[Guy Profumo]

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We've done this…

[Bizarre Löw Triangle]

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satchmo76 wrote: Caroline Codswallop

Welsh names are funny eh?

[Guy Profumo]

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Bizarre Löw Triangle wrote:

Caroline Codswallop

Welsh names are funny eh?

German, surely?

[blameless]

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A security guard (doing a pat-down at Schiphol recently) accidentally went too far up my thigh and grabbed my nads through my jeans, but I must say I don't particularly feel like I'm the victim of an indecent assault.

[Lucy Waterman]

Cock groped (allegedly)

"I went through another four times on the offchance, but it seemed it was a genuine mistake".

[Satchmo Distel]

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Bizarre Löw Triangle wrote:

Caroline Codswallop

Welsh names are funny eh?

No, I'm just shamefully addicted to puns in a childish way. Apologies.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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The Hand That Rocks the …

[Jah Womble]

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"Willy? Errm, it was really nothing."

Apologies.

[Satchmo Distel]

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A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand

[Incandenza]

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If you want to hear Morrissey say "rear cleavage" to Larry King here, you go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxhDj5eIUbU

He also criticizes Obama for "not helping his own people" and says "is he white inside? It's a very logical question"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_PM9kwwGDU