That teeth-gritting bit at the end of newspaper articles where the government have shown themselves - with sufficiently presented proof - to have fucked over the most vulnerable parts of society, only for a government spokesperson's quote to pop up with some smugly-anodyne rejoinder saying 'we have put £13 million into our new scheme which will ensure all homeless people will have mansions and servants by the end of the year. Now stop this complaining at once.' Obviously, it's right-to-reply, but they're generally done in an dismissive, alls-right-with-the-world manner that ignores any doubts about whether what they're doing is shit.
You're on a crowded tram and someone still wants to read the fucking paper. Pages, out wide. And to the porky bloke I see every morning who seems to walk through life with an open book inches in front of him: go to a fucking library.
Shouty, unreasonable people on public transport who stop any bus or tram due to their wanky behaviour. They're outnumbered by a great number of passengers who, in a perfect world, would grab the sod (it's usually a bloke) and chuck him out onto a pavement. That day must come.
You're on a crowded tram and someone still wants to read the fucking paper. Pages, out wide. And to the porky bloke I see every morning who seems to walk through life with an open book inches in front of him: go to a fucking library.
Shouty, unreasonable people on public transport who stop any bus or tram due to their wanky behaviour. They're outnumbered by a great number of passengers who, in a perfect world, would grab the sod (it's usually a bloke) and chuck him out onto a pavement. That day must come.
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